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March Stundie Nominations

Travis

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Here is where you nominate Stundies. A Stundie is a humorous (and wrong) statement made in a discussion about conspiracy theories. Ideally they should be short and sweet. Don't forget to provide links.
 
Who better than jammonius to kick off the March parade of infamy? When he was reminded that not all the WTC steel was turned to dust and shipped off to China because some of it was forged into the hull of the USS New York, his snappy comeback was:

jammonius said:
If any of that steel does come from the WTC site, it is to be hoped it is far above the waterline, otherwise that vessel might not be seaworthy.
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Because the magic space beams never wear off, ever.

Dave
 
snug.bug (aka-Brian Good) over at ScrewLooseChange:

...given that most of the wreckage was just scooped up with heavy equipment, no scientific examination of the wreckage was permitted.

[A few posts later]

Cole doesn't assume the steel melted. He knows it melted because people like Dr. Astaneh-Asl and Dr. Ghoniem and FDNY Captain Philip Ruvolo and a couple of dozen other people said it did.

[A few posts later]

It's true he did and did not examine the steel...
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EventHorizon said:
Wow, that's incredible. Besides, everybody knows the moon is held up with strings.
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No, quite obviously it's held up the the buoyant properties of penicillium roqueforti. Green cheese and all that...
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SHeen has not done anything Conspriacy related yet in his Epic Meltdown.
But when he does...and it is only a matter of time...I am sure he will get a instant nomination.
 
I cant post a link to this as you have to be a member to access the forum, you will have to either sign up or take my word for it
ezrhythem wrote
There are those who have "surrendered the defendant", turned in the Birth Certificate to the court and the matter was resolved, the charges discharged.
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asky wrote
Do you have a link to a court case where this has actually happened?
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ezrhythem wrote
It won't be found in any court case. It is the very root and basis for their deception and they don't want that exposed.
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So it gets to court, freeman throws down birth certificate, wins case, everyone then gets their minds wiped so the secret never gets out.
http://thinkfreeforums.org/forum/vi...sid=9d1b9b584dd65f8e26fa66d5d33c83fd&start=10
 
"This simultaneous HAARP surge coincided with what is termed a ‘global quake’ where there was a small amount of seismic activity recorded at places all across the planet (shown on one of the graphs on the link below), however by far the strongest of these ‘global quakes’ was the Christchurch quake."

From this trainwreck of an article.

The "seismic activity recorded at places all across the planet" is of course the Christchurch quake being recorded at various distant seismic stations, not separate quakes.
 
P4T attempts to defend the extinguished chemist Neils Harrits absurdly high estimate of the amount of explosives used by the secret cabal on 9/11 by suggesting it could be 10% bigger!

Patriots4Truth said:
the explosives you singled out in your youtubes are probably not the same explosives that Niels had in mind. Also he probably said "tonnes" and not "tons".
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Anders Lindman's insightful, evidence-based reasoning and exhaustive research into the events of 9/11 are drawing ever closer to a beginning. Apparently some bits of airliners are easier to obtain on the black market than others:

Anders Lindman said:
Not The perpetrators could not get hold of any black boxes, nor were they capable of programming black boxes with fake flight data and staged voice recordings etc. They did however get hold of a landing gear and a jet engine of the wrong type. That was much easier.
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Because nobody sells recording equipment, but you can pick up Boeing landing gear at Walmart.

Dave
 
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