March Stundie Finals

[Travis]

We have a winnar from February!

I've heard the theory that nuclear bombs can not be detonated on Earth at all or only at certain places. I know it sounds ridiculous, but why would anyone have came up with it in the first place unless it had some basis behind it?​

Awesome.

Can March match that!?! Let's see with Teh 28th Annual Stundie Awards of March 2010.

1) Using this as your maxim will definitely lead to an interesting life.

I don't care for logic, logic has nothing to do with anything.

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2) I'm betting this really pissed off whoever was unlucky enough to be in charge of Reagan National Airport.

pre 911 if i flew with in 100 nm of the white house with out authorization my azz would be shot down.

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3) Who'd ever guess that the way we learn about ancient peoples is to "discover" things? Next thing you know you'll be telling me there is some book that just "conveniently" has all the words in our language printed in it!

i do find it a bit too conveneient that the rosetta stone is just discovered and then unlocks the secrets very bizarre.

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4) Well, assuming that people 30,000 years from now won't know anything about geology, radiometric dating and always assume things get bigger through subsequent generations this very well might happen.

For example look how many different varieties of dogs there are. Now lets say the planet got reseted and in 30000 years people dig up all different kinds of dog skulls. Now they line up the skulls by size and say my gosh... thats how dogs evolved... first they were small ratlike... and then they got bigger and bigger. Thats basically how the evolution of man came to be. You have different kinds of ape skulls, line them up by size and viola... evolution.

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5) Andi if it had....well that would have just broken the story wide open!

I was hoping the movie 10,000 B.C. would delve more into this kind of stuff, but unfortunately it kind of just hinted to aliens or the supernatural.

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6) I'm guessing there is a pretty good reason most have "never heard about this."

Most never heard about this, but there are some doctors and nutritionists that will tell you that cancer is a fungus, and can be cured in one week, with only Baking Soda and Water. All they do is cut you open and squirt in 200 mg of a mixture of the baking soda and water.

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7) A swing and a miss!

You need a bathroom scale and yourself!

Now put one foot on the scale and then your second foot. Note the scale! It indicates your weight! 200 lb? If you are 4 feet tall (small?), you are overweight - like 35% of the US population.

Now step off the weight scale and jump on it with two feet! Then note the scale. It still indicates your weight! 200 lb! OK, there was a little bounce, but who cares?

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8) I'm sure NASA will be amused to hear they landed people on the Moon using nothing but fallacies. Darn those Rocket Scientists thinking they know more about rocket science!

Your reliance upon math and upon physics is deception personified. That type of fallacy is well known and well-understood. It is deception pure and simple and goes by the name of the "wise-person" fallacy, where claims of greater than normal expertise are used to make the claim that those with less expertise cannot understand what only those with more expertise understand.

Your reliance on that fallacy is not persuasive.

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9) Maybe they're too busy duping people with the "wise person fallacy."

I find human forms and figures on every single planet: Venus where it's 450 degrees and Mars where it's hundreds below zero.

Why [are] scientists [...] so ignorant, it blows the mind!

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10) I can only guess this person has only had maps drawn by a blind chimpanzee, or teenage South Carolina beauty contest contestants, up until this technological marvel was made available.

...But if you go and check the current location of NZ and Australia with your Google Earth you may start to see something really weird. NZ seems to be jumped on the other side, to the south-east of Australia. On the other hand, Australia seems to be shifted a lot to the north, very close to Papua New Guinea so it almost touches it. Where is the Australia which was far away from other land masses? Something seems to be also wrong with the form of Australia. When did the Australia get that spike that is pointing to the Papua New Guinea.

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11) If only they had wasted their time debating ketchup over catsup instead.

Now whats really gonna bake everyones noodle when they do some research, is the Orion connection to 911, which is far more interesting and signifcant than probably most all other aspects... but sadly the most unknown for the time being.

I just read up on that Orion connection to 911, that theory doesn't wash. The contellation doesn't even match up correctly with the trade centers and building 7. Even it did, (which it doesn't) it would have no significance anyways whatsoever.
Sorry, but the Mass Human Sacrifice theory is far better in comparison to the Orion theory.

I don't know what all you "researched" to come to such an ignorant and unsupported encompassing premature conclusion, but even if they didn't match up as you claim, there's mountains of material and evidence in its infancy demonstrating an amazing hidden connection.

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12) This was posted to www.defense.gov and that's all I need to say.

Has anyone at the Department [of] Defense noticed that the Twin Towers were destroyed on 9/11, and that when you dial emergency services in the USA you dial 911?" the person wrote. "If so, is this merely a coincidence?

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13) I never want this person in charge of anything ever.

Every law, everything since 9-11 was part of 9-11, since a stolen election brought it all about. Everyone is guilty if the served in office during 9-11 or after.

If they were duped into believing the bs story, then they are culpable.

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14) I guess the Politically Correct Police have forced pentagrams to include six pointed stars in their club.

The jews that we have now are the so called "synagogue of satan" that the Bible speaks of. This is demonstrated by the fact that the land of israel was formed by the rothschilds/rockefellers which gave them the star of David which itself is a pentagram.

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15) Shut up unless you agree with my baseless assertions!

Tom one quick question...

from an engineering standpoint are cutting edge military grade explosives taken into account when designing structures like the WTC?

If you answer No...

Then what relevance does engineering play if at all in this debate besides trying to drown the truth with your credentials?

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16) In a way........yes.

Gravity is simply an idea that has developed a large pull/belief to it.

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17) How could these possible help the Flat Earthers?

The good news is that soon all three of these men will be proven to be right and the existing laws of conservation of energy and thermodynamics will be exposed for the flat earth hoaxes that they are.

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18) Hmmm, if only there was a force that accelerated mass towards other mass?

Basically it is impossible for the top 12 stories to have crushed the lower structure without acceleration. Physically impossible and yet that is what you observe

19) Or........maybe it was just a dream!?!

Just like with the Austin attack, I predicted this last night. This time, instead of while awake, I dreamt it. I dreamt I was working for a government agency, and walked up to. an employee and shot them in the head.

Now, I used to think I was psychic or something. Now, I'm convinced they're using technology to send people dream waves. I've heard stories of non-activists being blasted with Obama dreams before the Nov 4 08 election.

So what does this mean? It means they knew this attack would happen, and were pre-warning people. And thus, this is one of their new psyops, on 9/11 truthers, which Glenn Beck has been used to 'warn' people about.

20) Ummmmm NO!

If, like almost everyone else in the entire world and for thousands of years, you foolishly and arrogantly say to base therapeutic decisions on the so-called “cause,” you’re instantly in the no-man’s land of total speculation found in hydra-headed allopathic therapies, all of which are deadly and invariably produce iatrogenic diseases...Likewise, they’ve yet to prove the Doctrine of the Proximate Cause (of diseases) after at least 2700 years of total therapeutic incompetence (by definition, quackery) except in bacterial infections, which is full of insoluble problems and was learned purely from an accident, anyway...That’s all verified on the back of the U.S. dollar bill, too, for that’s why the Great Pyramid of Giza was built in concert with the information released in the Bible, in all other legitimate religions and through the sciences and humanities by Saints. If you instead say to base a prescription on the Law of Similars, tell me how you can do that without knowing the uncommon symptoms.

So there you go. Vote early and often but never for Owls.

 

[Brainache]

Woo Hoo First voter!

 

[Nick Terry]

Jesus, Travis, you realise you're in danger of melting down the whole internet by bringing so much concentrated idiocy together in a single post?

 

[Damien Evans]

Had to vote for the Australia Map Idiot.

 

[Sledge]

I... I can't decide. Too much stupid. How can I pick one?

 

[Travis]

Jesus, Travis, you realise you're in danger of melting down the whole internet by bringing so much concentrated idiocy together in a single post?

That's a risk I'm prepared to take!

 

[Travis]

I'm still wondering what map the guy from #10 was using when he decided New Zealand was west of Australia.

 

[TjW]

Number 8 FTW

 

[Dave Rogers]

I'm rooting for #8, because if its originator hasn't done enough to earn a Stundie, nobody has.

Dave

 

[MarkCorrigan]

What....the hell...is 20?

I've read it three times and I still have no idea what it's about. It start simply with a rejection of medicine, then moves on to...pyramids? American money? Saints?

Then it goes back to medicine.... That hurt my brain.

 

[jaydeehess]

2, 8, 10, 11, 14, and 16

I might have voted for 20 but.............a word salad collection of disjointed thoughts doesn't cut it for me.

 

[jaydeehess]

I'm still wondering what map the guy from #10 was using when he decided New Zealand was west of Australia.

Well, Australia is west of the USA and Australia and the USA have similar political leanings so they must be close, while NZ is somewhat liberal and therefore further away from the USA. Obviously then NZ must be further west of the USA and therefore west of Australia.

Also, that's why they added that pointy thing to Australia. rolleyes: don't make me explain it. Its obvious!!!!!11!!)
QED

 

[jaydeehess]

Jesus, Travis, you realise you're in danger of melting down the whole internet by bringing so much concentrated idiocy together in a single post?

We have not yet seen any effect on the system by the propigation of concentrated idiocy so far. One should however inform web hosting services to monitor the temperature of their routers.

In addition, some router programs may become self aware and decide to rebel and refuse to pass along posts containing thoughts that their rudimentary intelligence but well developed logic cannot abide.

 

[apathoid]

Best collection of stupid to date! I couldn't possibly whittle the selection down to less than a handful of the most braindead nominations, so I voted for five of them(I usually only vote for one or two).

 

[apathoid]

I'm still wondering what map the guy from #10 was using when he decided New Zealand was west of Australia.

Whats even scarier is that quite a number of other posters seem to be in agreement with him in that ATS thread.

Reminds me of the CIT nonsense. Memories are infallible, so any map of NZ and OZ from a few years back must be wrong, or somehow NZ grew flippers and started swimming around Australia. Can we get an NWO tac-team in there and sterilize those buffoons, stat.

 

[Horatius]

How can #11 not be winning? Tag Team Stundie has got to get more love than this!

 

[atecom]

I'm still wondering what map the guy from #10 was using when he decided New Zealand was west of Australia.

I get the feeling they have always been looking at the maps upside down or something, which would account for positioning of New Zealand and the absense of cape York from the top of Australia.

 

[TJM]

#8 in a landslide. Anyone wishing to become an SA recipient should look to this as an inspiration.

 

[Travis]

Whats even scarier is that quite a number of other posters seem to be in agreement with him in that ATS thread.

Reminds me of the CIT nonsense. Memories are infallible, so any map of NZ and OZ from a few years back must be wrong, or somehow NZ grew flippers and started swimming around Australia. Can we get an NWO tac-team in there and sterilize those buffoons, stat.

Indeed. Here's some choice ones:

UMMMM???? WTF??? I just looked at this thread, then started searching for australia maps- they all are wrong. This is beyond scary. When I started reading I thought ohh, a glitch in google, but no all the maps are wrong. I clearly rememmber new zealand was on top of australia. NW I am sure. I remember reading a lot about it when I was young, I always wanted to go there.

OK, now I am completely unnerved. I agree the Australia - NZ placement discussion needs its own thread, who is going to start it?

hello, yes i am reporting in that i too remember new zealand being NW of australia - my mom, however, says it is east of australia. she is also acting a little different, i think i may have jumped dimensions again.

The fool. It isn't a new dimension she's Pod People!

wow, just looking at that freaked me out; I thought that everyone had gone bizonkers when I first read this, because I do remember NZ in the SE where it is shown, however, never before have I seen australia attached to any other land mass at all, it was totally surrounded by water and not near to land even to appear attached to any land!!!!! WTF IS GOING ON HERE?

Dont you find it bizzare that the only people that think that New Zealand has moved are neither New Zealander or Australian (or anyone that has even been there)? If New Zealand had been in the tropics, then it wouldnt have snow covered mountains or be as green as it is now, and it certainly wouldnt be full of caucasian people, considering the proximity of south east asia to our NW coast

Sounds like the unintelligent group of Americans who cant point out Canada or Mexico on a map

Unfortunately the last time I looked at the maps on that side of the world I was in High School, 1987-90, so I cannot pinpoint when this may have happened, but I can tell you this I was a straight A student in that class, never failed one test in there and the map showed Australia was near no other land mass, NZ was SE, but it was also a bit smaller... I know my memory is not flawed, as I said, I am a pro map reader, I can find myself around anywhere in the world. I'm glad I never decided to take a trip
to Australia or NZ though, cause I think that would have been the first time in my life I'd have been gotten lost.

I got to admit to being a bit weirded out by this thread as i too have fairly strong memories in my mind of exactly what you describe, how and why i don't know but yeah, NZ at some point was to the north west and Australia was surrounded by ocean far away from anywhere else, never had that spiky land mass on top either come to think of it, wtf?

Did any map maker put NZ in an inset NW of Australia in the past? That's the only explanation I can think of......aside from all those people just being idiots.

 

[fullflavormenthol]

Indeed. Here's some choice ones:

The fool. It isn't a new dimension she's Pod People!

Did any map maker put NZ in an inset NW of Australia in the past? That's the only explanation I can think of......aside from all those people just being idiots.

I don't know. At first I was thinking, well they must have confused NZ with Indonesia/Papua New Guinea or something (of course that isn't NW of OZ). But no, these people really have a different idea about things. It was the strangest thing, and the fact that everything was about dimensional shifts was more than enough reason to nominate it for a stundie.

It really was the craziest thing I have read in a long time, and I actually followed the Titor threads of old.