Man arrested after tussle with Tonya Harding

She's 34. He's 27. Nothing wrong with that.

A little weird and kinky though, is what I think.
 
For the record, It's weird and wrong that I have a total crush on her, right?
 
For the record, It's weird and wrong that I have a total crush on her, right?

You could substitute my name for Nolan's, and my second wife's name for Harding's, and that article would bear an eerie resemblance to certain events in my past.
 
Brings a whole new light to the expression "once bitten twice shy". Hey I wonder if Mike Tyson is looking for a recreational boxing partner? It would make for some interesting reality show viewing. I'm thinking it could be labelled as an ex-celebrity smack-down.
 

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