Life Technology Research International

[drelda]

Hi,

Re the commentary on the 'products' available from this company - I've browsed their ebay store regularly - one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

There are lots of different products - and the descriptions are sooo over the top - I can't help wondering if its deliberately satirical? At very least I think the people writting this stuff are wetting themselves with laughter whilst producing the prose....

Here are a few of my favorites :

THE QUANTUM MICROVORTEX DNA ACTIVATOR

THE LIFETECH IMPLOSION VORTEX CAPSULE

THE QUANTUM MICROVORTEX VIOLET FLAME ACTIVATOR

PSYCHOTRONIC MONEY MAGNET

And look at their store - 400 items along these lines! And they get good ebay feedback too - so lots of happy customers .

- Drelda

 

[Tunny]

Wow. The mind boggles.

It's fun to look through the feedback, too. Wouldn't you love to have THAT list of customers? Man, there's NOTHING you couldn't sell them! One person appears to have bought at least one of just about everything they have, a total of about $400. (I was suspicious that it might be a shill, but I really don't think so -- they've bought a bunch of other useless nonsense from others, too, in four different countries, so I don't think they're all in cahoots.)

My favorite line so far is in their ad for the "ULTRA ADVANCED PSYCHOTRONIC MONEY MAGNETâ„¢" (Buy It Now for $179.95!), where they state:

We have been using this device ourselves for some time now and experienced a massive increase in company income and profits just a few days after the first creation of The Ultra Advanced Psychotronic Money Magnetâ„¢ .

For scammers, you have to admire their sense of humor.

Tunny

 

[thaiboxerken]

I'm going into competition with that dirtbag, maybe I can make some money from the gullible as well. I've just bought 10 red capsule keychains from rei.com .

 

[valis]

More uses!

The Quantum Microvortex DNA Activatorâ„¢ may be used in each of the following ways:

The Quantum Microvortex DNA Activatorâ„¢ is designed to be worn as a pendant 24/7 and will function optimally in this mode. Alternatively the device may be Placed on a desk or on a bedside table for passive functionality, no input from the user is required. The device is an ideal size to be carried in a pocket or kept in a handbag. It is better that the device should be kept as close as possible to the user, ideally within 2 meters.

The device may also be kept under a pillow while sleeping where healing and transformational energy will permeate the user's body and influence the subconscious mind ,or held in the hands or placed on the body while meditating. While relaxing or meditating it is an excellent idea to hold The Quantum Microvortex DNA Activatorâ„¢ capsule in either or both hands and focus positively on areas of ones life where positive change could occur, ie ones job ,health, relationships etc. In any form of conscious subtle energy manipulation, results will occur through the artificial enhancement of natural processes. It is therefore important to recognise the new opportunities that you will attract to your life which will direct you towards a new paradigm of positivity with all the rewards that the state brings.

The Quantum Microvortex DNA Activatorâ„¢ may also be used as a radionic transmitter and may be used to facilitate subtle energy transmission for distant healing or Life-Trend manipulation etc.

The Quantum Microvortex DNA Activatorâ„¢ retails at $90 on our site .We list at a substantial discount to encourage bidding on this product.

As instructed by the FDA ,we must state that this product is strictly for experimentation and research purposes only.

This product may be of interest to students or practitioners of Alchemy ,Kabbalah, Reiki, Homeopathy, Healing, Buddhism, Shamanism, Pagansism, Rife Therapy, Chakra Therapy, Witchcraft, Antropology, Wicca, Magick, Huna, Hypnosis, Nlp, Rosicrucianism, Mysticism, Radionics, Psionics and Psychotronics etc.

From the size and shape I also think that the next time you get arrested you can use it to stash a small amoung of contraband up a handy orifice. Just take off the key ring thingy first!

 

[Odin]

I didn't see this thread or realise it was mentioned in the commentry so I started my own on life technology in general skepticism here. Looks like I was beaten to it.

The product that I found on ebay that lead me to the shop was this

 

[Bodhi Dharma Zen]

I dont see anything funny it makes me angry, and sad, that we live in a world where anything is believed. Its even scary.