Life is OK and the Earth will keep turning

[DanishDynamite]

Sorry, I don't have a link. (Apparently the news media doesn't report this sort of thing).

 

[Katana]

Wait a minute. I thought the earth was flat!

 

[aerocontrols]

Wait a minute. I thought the earth was flat!

Flat things can't turn?

 

[Ryokan]

Sorry, I don't have a link. (Apparently the news media doesn't report this sort of thing).

Of course not, they're in the business of reporting news.

 

[Rob Lister]

Sorry, I don't have a link. (Apparently the news media doesn't report this sort of thing).

Bull. As long as you get your news from sources such as those you are always going to be in the dark.

I have a nasty paper cut and it hurts.

Why isn't that reported?

Huh? Don't have an answer, do you. Ha!

 

[Cheesejoff]

Flat things can't turn?

Er I think you'll find they can...

 

[Unholy_Mackerel]

That's what turntables are for.

 

[Rob Lister]

Nope, they can't. Flat things cannot turn even a witt. (another example of begging the question. I've found many of late.)

 

[DanishDynamite]

Of course not, they're in the business of reporting news.

You don't think that my headline would be seen as news?

 

[DanishDynamite]

Bull. As long as you get your news from sources such as those you are always going to be in the dark.

I have a nasty paper cut and it hurts.

Why isn't that reported?

Huh? Don't have an answer, do you. Ha!

Excellent question. I suspect it has to do with why my headline isn't the headline of most newspapers. Sadly so.

 

[Soapy Sam]

Well, the Earth will stop turning eventually. It's noticeably slower than it used to be.

 

[DanishDynamite]

Well, the Earth will stop turning eventually. It's noticeably slower than it used to be.

You should be a news producer. Such a wonderfully negative outlook shouldn't be wasted.

 

[Apollyon]

Well, the Earth will stop turning eventually. It's noticeably slower than it used to be.

Will you be cutting off Conner MacLeod's head any time soon?

 

[andyandy]

Well, the Earth will stop turning eventually. It's noticeably slower than it used to be.

and life on earth is currently in the midst of the Holocene extinction event.....

 

[gumboot]

That's what turntables are for.

An Earthquake is just God doing some bad-ass scratching...

He's one mean DJ.

Summer is when we pass the cue light. The world will end when he changes track.

-Andrew

 

[Meri]

I thought the earth was banana shaped. How do bananas turn?

 

[kittynh]

I think the poles should shift. We're due.

And at least one of those woo woo books would turn out to be true.

Oh yeah, you guys fighting? How about a freaking POLAR SHIFT!!!!

I'm beginning to agree with Pascal that most problems come from mans inability to sit in a room and just chill.

Bored? Oh let's just go out and kill each other. Polar shift with dramatic results would at least keep everyone busy.

 

[DanishDynamite]

I think the poles should shift. We're due.

Me too.

And at least one of those woo woo books would turn out to be true.

Which one?

Oh yeah, you guys fighting? How about a freaking POLAR SHIFT!!!!

How about some counter arguments?

I'm beginning to agree with Pascal that most problems come from mans inability to sit in a room and just chill.

Bored? Oh let's just go out and kill each other. Polar shift with dramatic results would at least keep everyone busy.

You're so female, kittynh! Wonderful!

 

[BPSCG]

I think the poles should shift. We're due.

With that avatar, I'm not surprised you'd think that. Gonna cook up another non-aggression pact with the Russians?

 

[The Don]

I thought the earth was banana shaped. How do bananas turn?

When they're black, they're on the turn - hope that helps