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triadboy

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I laughed....I cried......a must read!



REACTIVE SNEEZING (a must read!)

They walked in tandem, each of the ninety-three

students filing into the already crowded auditorium. With rich maroon gowns flowing and the traditional caps, they looked almost as grown up as they felt.

Dads swallowed hard behind broad smiles, and moms freely brushed away tears.

This class would not pray during the commencements ----- not by choice but because of a recent court ruling prohibiting it. The principal and several students were careful to stay within the guidelines allowed by the ruling.

They gave inspirational and challenging speeches, but no one mentioned divine guidance and no one asked for blessings on the graduates or their families.

The speeches were nice, but they were routine.......
until the final speech received a standing ovation.

A solitary student walked proudly to the microphone. He stood still and silent for just a moment, and then, it happened.

All 92 students, every single one of them, duddenly SNEEZED!!!!

The student on stage simply looked at the audience and said, "GOD BLESS YOU, each and every one of you!" And he walked off stage...

The audience exploded into applause. The graduating class had found a unique way to invoke God's blessing on their future with or without the court's approval!

Isn't this a wonderful story? Pass it on to all your friends.........and GOD BLESS YOU!!!!

So this particular graduating class can invoke a reaction from God!?
 
They gave inspirational and challenging speeches, but no one mentioned divine guidance and no one asked for blessings on the graduates or their families.

The speeches were nice, but they were routine.......

Apparently unless speeches mention "divine guidance" or "blessings" they are "routine."

I wonder if this actually happened? I wonder if any of the people sending around via e-mail care whether it's fiction or not.
I suspect strongly it never actually happened.
 
KelvinG said:


Apparently unless speeches mention "divine guidance" or "blessings" they are "routine."


No, you missed the point. Unless 92 people sneeze at the same time, filling the air w/ snot and sputum, it's routine.
 
The GM said:
No, you missed the point. Unless 92 people sneeze at the same time, filling the air w/ snot and sputum, it's routine.

I guess the difference between this and the NY Subways in the winter is that someone says "God Bless You" in response at a school. :D
 
triadboy said:
I laughed....I cried......a must read!

So this particular graduating class can invoke a reaction from God!?

and u thought he just used car salesmen :D
 

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