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Lady Romance is back

American

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Letourneau, A-go-go!

I kind of liked a girl when I was 12. I don't think I would have knocked her up though, because I hadn't even played with myself then, let alone made holy an intimate relationship in the sack. Frankly I wasn't ready for the responsibility of owning a family, plus the girl I liked was Jewish, and back then I didn't want to marry a Jewish chick.

I'm ready for kids now though, and I'm willing to date LOTS of Jewish women. As long as they don't have that whiny Barbara Streisand-effect on me. I would hate that.
 
American said:
I'm ready for kids now though, and I'm willing to date LOTS of Jewish women. As long as they don't have that whiny Barbara Streisand-effect on me. I would hate that.

Just ask them that, on the first date: "I hope you, being Jewish, don't have that whiny Barbara Streisand-effect on me". You'll do fine from then on.
 

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