Kerry got less votes than there are Democrats!

[Bruce]

I ain't got the data and I can't prove it, but that's my theory and I'm stickin' to it.

 

[Luke T.]

Does this mean Bush got more Democrats than there are Kerrys?

 

[peptoabysmal]

Wait, all is not lost!

They did manage to get a Sheriff elected!
The unlikely sheriff in Bush's backyard: a Hispanic lesbian Democrat
And a Hispanic lesbian!

"The Democrats are on their way back," Cal Jillson, a political science professor at Southern Methodist University told the Dallas Morning News. "We can now call Dallas County a two-party, competitive county, which it has not been for 15 or more years."

If this weren't so darned funny, it would be sad.