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Kent Hovind Smitten!

Dr Adequate

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The Flying Spaghetti Monster has reached out its Noodly Appendage and smitten the unbeliever Hovind and his website
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It really couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

* does little happy dance *
 
For a moment I thought that this thread was about Hovind getting laid.
 
Jas said:
For a moment I thought that this thread was about Hovind getting laid.
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That's. Not. Right.
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Jas said:
For a moment I thought that this thread was about Hovind getting laid.
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From: God

Re: Your decision to eliminate the teaching of evolution as science.

Thank you for your support. Much obliged. Now, go forth and multiply. Beget many children. And yea, your children shall beget children. And their children shall beget children, and their children's children after them. And in time, the genes that have made you such pinheads will be eliminated through natural selection. Because that is how it works.
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jmercer said:
No.

Satandidit!!!!! :D
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Well, sort of. It was the fithy, communist, sec-you-lar humanists working in SAY-tan's name who hacked into Hovind's site and crashed it. Is there no end to this diaobolical corn-spiracy?
 
Speaking of Hovind and his lunacy:

I take it everyone here has read the astonishing Chick Tract about evolution.

Well there used to be a brilliant parody of it (in which the teacher gives the actual real scientific answers to the boy's questions) which I can no longer find.

Does anyone know where it might be?

Thanking you in advance for your help and good looks.
 
Lady J said:
*shudders*
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I never said that it was a happy thought. (although I didn't properly express my relief that this was not the case)
 
CurtC said:
So in what language would "smitten" be confused with "get laid"?
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Well, "smitten" can mean "in love" as in "Tom Cruise is smitten with Katie Holmes' PR potential. I suppose if one assumed that Kent Hovind would fall in love with any creature so charitable as to take him to bed, he would be smitten, then the assumption makes sense.

Still causes shudders, though...
 
Jon. said:
Well, "smitten" can mean "in love" as in "Tom Cruise is smitten with Katie Holmes' PR potential. I suppose if one assumed that Kent Hovind would fall in love with any creature so charitable as to take him to bed, he would be smitten, then the assumption makes sense.

Still causes shudders, though...
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Like I said it wasn't a nice mental picture...

Wouldn't it be 'smited'? Or does smitten still work?

How's this one....Hovind and Tammy Fae pulling a 69er with whipped cream...sorry..sorry
 
Originally posted by Jas

Wouldn't it be 'smited'? Or does smitten still work?
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Smitten or, preferably, smote. No such word as 'smited'.

And while I'm about it...
Originally posted by Anders

no valuable information were lost!
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no valuable information was lost!

Mmmph, back under my rock I suppose.
 
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