Keep your sperm at home now!

[zakur]

Dried sperm could be stored at home

Sperm samples could be stored in the kitchen cupboard instead of at sperm banks thanks to a new preservation technique that preserves sperm by drying it.

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Dr Imoedemhe said the process allows "patients to take responsibility for storing their sperm at home".

Just don't mix it up with the non-dairy creamer.

 

[Captain_Snort]

surely it is stored at home, as in within my kilt and they come about with me all the time

 

[jimlintott]

I spilled mine.

 

[Jon_in_london]

Dried sperm could be stored at homeJust don't mix it up with the non-dairy creamer.

Ahhh! thats why my coffee tatses salty.

 

[Yahweh]

I couldnt imagine the look on my wife's face if she pulled a jar of sperm out of the pantry... I'll keep it at the clinic thank you very much... besides my pantry is already filled with cups of urine.