The other day two Jehovah’s Witnesses came to my door. They were a neat elderly couple, very well dressed. The male of the pair did the talking. He started with, “I’m sure you know about all the terrible things from Katrina?â€
I assumed that they were collecting for charity. “I gave to the Red Cross,†I said reluctantly but clearly.
But no: he was using the hurricane as a hook to hang his sermon on. “That’s nice, but do you think this is all? Do you think God is done with the world? Are these perhaps the last days –“ and he meant to keep going, but I held up both hands to stop him.
“I’m the most atheistic man you’ll ever meet,†I said. “So please. Thank you. No.†And I shut the door, pretty firmly.
There’s nothing the religioids won’t use.
I assumed that they were collecting for charity. “I gave to the Red Cross,†I said reluctantly but clearly.
But no: he was using the hurricane as a hook to hang his sermon on. “That’s nice, but do you think this is all? Do you think God is done with the world? Are these perhaps the last days –“ and he meant to keep going, but I held up both hands to stop him.
“I’m the most atheistic man you’ll ever meet,†I said. “So please. Thank you. No.†And I shut the door, pretty firmly.
There’s nothing the religioids won’t use.