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Jon Stewart for President...

Brainache

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Just a thought...

Jon Stewart chokes up, gives angry speech to Congress about the shameful treatment of 9/11 first responders.

OK, he isn't actually running for office (AFAIK), but damn.
 
Just watched this. Powerful oration and arguments from Stewart. Hopefully it'll make a difference. I'd vote for him!
 
The sad fact is that most nations eat up and spit out individuals who put their life on the line to protect public safety or who chooses the military as a profession.
 
Brainache said:
Just a thought...

Jon Stewart chokes up, gives angry speech to Congress about the shameful treatment of 9/11 first responders.

OK, he isn't actually running for office (AFAIK), but damn.
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Not passing these bills is beyond comprehension.
 
theprestige said:
Actually, that would be a lot worse than Donald Trump, when you think about it.
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Are you kidding? The only thing worse than the stupid bitch not governing is when the stupid bitch tries to govern. I'd prefer a staff of technocrats ignoring a dead raccoon to the abject failure getting in their way that we have now.
 
Craig4 said:
Are you kidding? The only thing worse than the stupid bitch not governing is when the stupid bitch tries to govern. I'd prefer a staff of technocrats ignoring a dead raccoon to the abject failure getting in their way that we have now.
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Dead raccoons are not currently eligible for the office. If a dead raccoon is at the head of the Executive branch, its fitness to govern is the least of your worries, and the problems facing the nation would be far beyond anything the Trump Administration has done or is likely to do. Assuming the nation even still existed.

No, when you think about it, a dead raccoon would be much worse than Donald Trump. You'd pretty much need a literal apocalypse just to make it possible in the first place.
 
theprestige said:
Dead raccoons are not currently eligible for the office. If a dead raccoon is at the head of the Executive branch, its fitness to govern is the least of your worries, and the problems facing the nation would be far beyond anything the Trump Administration has done or is likely to do. Assuming the nation even still existed.
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Actually, itseems to me the systemic breakdown and manipulation would be remarkably similar to what gave us Trump.

And a dead raccoon would be less destructive.
 
theprestige said:
Dead raccoons are not currently eligible for the office. If a dead raccoon is at the head of the Executive branch, its fitness to govern is the least of your worries, and the problems facing the nation would be far beyond anything the Trump Administration has done or is likely to do. Assuming the nation even still existed.

No, when you think about it, a dead raccoon would be much worse than Donald Trump. You'd pretty much need a literal apocalypse just to make it possible in the first place.
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All valid points. However I stand by my statement that a dead raccoon would be preferable to The stupid bitch we have now. A dead raccoon being dead is preferable to the stupid bitch in chief trying to govern. Just let the career civil service and senior executive staff run things and we'll see if we can't do better next time around.
 
Craig4 said:
All valid points. However I stand by my statement that a dead raccoon would be preferable to The stupid bitch we have now. A dead raccoon being dead is preferable to the stupid bitch in chief trying to govern. Just let the career civil service and senior executive staff run things and we'll see if we can't do better next time around.
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If a dead racoon is in the Oval Office, your vaunted deep state government has already failed.

Unless your idea is that the dead raccoon is a coup by the career civil service and senior executive staff. In that case, it seems to me that the cure is worse than the disease.
 
How about an undead raccoon? A vampire raccoon would possess many advantages which could be strategically employed to the benefit of the nation. Also it would look super cute in a little cape, something that hasn't been truthfully said of any president since Zachary Taylor.
 
theprestige said:
If a dead racoon is in the Oval Office, your vaunted deep state government has already failed.

Unless your idea is that the dead raccoon is a coup by the career civil service and senior executive staff. In that case, it seems to me that the cure is worse than the disease.
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Hmm...let's put whatever dead animal is on the stupid bitches head in charge for a day and see what happens. I'm not hard over on a raccoon. It could be whatever his two nits who grew into lice shot in Africa and gave him to cover his scalp.
 
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theprestige said:
If a dead racoon is in the Oval Office, your vaunted deep state government has already failed.

Unless your idea is that the dead raccoon is a coup by the career civil service and senior executive staff. In that case, it seems to me that the cure is worse than the disease.
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You're nitpicking over how it got into office while ignoring the point that someone doing nothing in office would be preferable to what we have now.
 
TragicMonkey said:
How about an undead raccoon? A vampire raccoon would possess many advantages which could be strategically employed to the benefit of the nation. Also it would look super cute in a little cape, something that hasn't been truthfully said of any president since Zachary Taylor.
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Totally different proposition. If undead raccoons are walking the earth, all bets are off.
 
Craig4 said:
Hmm...let's put whatever dead animal is on the stupid bitches head in charge for a day and see what happens. I'm not hard over on a raccoon. It could be whatever his two nits who grew into lice shot in Africa and gave him to cover his scalp.
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Ha! Spoken like a true Trump supporter.
 
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