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Join the President's Prayer Team

headscratcher4 said:
http://www.fabricoffaith.com/Default.aspx?AffiliateId=7&AffiliateCode=PPT&AffiliateName=The%20Presidential%20Prayer%20Team&Super=Yes

Yep, this will help us turn the corner so we can see the light at the end of the tunnel while a new day is breaking and we reach a safe harbor....
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This is just an extension of his hurricane preparedness program.
"Let's, first of all, pray there's no hurricanes," Bush said. "That would be, like, step one."
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The PPT garments and Biblically patriotic logos symbolize your commitment to regularly seek God's favor as you faithfully defend America...on your knees...
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I heard this got Monica Lewinsky the Congressional Medal of Honor.

I've been repelling terrorist attacks by locking myself in the closet.

Those fine garments, by the way, are on sale for the low, low price of $40 to $50 dollars. If they were any cheaper, Jesus would be giving them away.
 
The phrase "biblically patriotic" makes me want to puke.
 
Har! Can you change the font to that "slutty cursive" you see sometimes?
 
Perfect! Let the link loose on Myspace with the story and you'll make a mint!
 
...as you faithfully defend America...on your knees...through prayer.
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Does this snippet from the site in the OP disturb anyone else, disregarding the obvious sexual connotation?
 
Manny said:
Perfect! Let the link loose on Myspace with the story and you'll make a mint!
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...And a voice cried out from heaven, saying "it is done." :D :dalek:

(hey cool...I never realized we had a Dalek smilie. Rawk!)
 
Pat Robertson has never gone down on his knees in prayer for fear of causing earthquakes.
 
corplinx said:
Pat Robertson has never gone down on his knees in prayer for fear of causing earthquakes.
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Pat Robertson is not afraid of anything, not even earthquakes. But earthquakes sure are afraid of angering Pat Robertson.
 
hgc said:
Pat Robertson is not afraid of anything, not even earthquakes. But earthquakes sure are afraid of angering Pat Robertson.
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Pat Roberton once healed a man of "never had a fatal sidekick to the head" disorder.
 
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