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John Edwards sex tape?

Undesired Walrus

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How irresponsible is this man? If he had been elected President these revelations would have brought the office of the President into ruin, destroyed the Democratic Party and reduced the US into a laughing stock.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/pol...ed_as_lowlife_and_serial_liar_in_tellall.html
Disgraced presidential wanna-be John Edwards slept with his kooky lover in his wife's bed and made a sex tape with her, a shocking new book claims.

In "The Politician," Andrew Young - the aide who once claimed Edwards' love child was his - says the ambitious ex-senator stopped at nothing to hide his indiscretions, including urging his girlfriend to abort their child.
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I thought it was going to be about the ghost talking guy, I have a working title for the tape if it involves a transvestite "Cross Dressing Over"
 
Politicians are jerks? Shocking!

The most appalling thing about this is how incompetent he was at covering it up. If he can't conceal one boringly ordinary sexual affair --a heterosexual one, even!-- then how would he handle state secrets? I hope for his sake that it's actually something much more exotic, and the whole scandal is actually a cover story for something more interesting. I mean, yawn. No rent boys. No Russian mafia involvement. No car chases while dressed in leather underpants and stiletto heels. No shots fired, no dead bodies in the woodchipper. A "sex tape"? Quaint! What is this, the 80's?
 
John Edwards should get lessons from Lapo Elkann.
The Fiat boss was delivered to a local hospital by a fifty-year-old transsexual prostitute with a cocaine overdose. Lapo himself was wearing a rather nice dress.

Now that's a sex scandal.

This Edwards guy is an amateur. Lapo for president!
 
Boy, talk about stupidity. If Edwards did have a Sex Tape made ,forget the morality, the stupidity factor made him somebody who should never have gotten near the Oval Office.
 
Dats said:
I thought it was going to be about the ghost talking guy, I have a working title for the tape if it involves a transvestite "Cross Dressing Over"
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There was a young man from the coast
Who had an affair with a ghost.
At the height of orgasm,
Said the pallid phantasm:
"I think I can feel it -- almost!"
 
TragicMonkey said:
Politicians are jerks? Shocking!

The most appalling thing about this is how incompetent he was at covering it up. If he can't conceal one boringly ordinary sexual affair --a heterosexual one, even!-- then how would he handle state secrets? I hope for his sake that it's actually something much more exotic, and the whole scandal is actually a cover story for something more interesting. I mean, yawn. No rent boys. No Russian mafia involvement. No car chases while dressed in leather underpants and stiletto heels. No shots fired, no dead bodies in the woodchipper. A "sex tape"? Quaint! What is this, the 80's?
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To me the most appaling thing was the lengths Edwards' wife went to make excuses for her husband. Few months ago TIME magazine published an excerpt from her book, where Mrs. Edwards pretty much claimed John Edwards was hoodwinked into sex by a conniving gold-digger (or some such term).

If this is not a real-life Lady Macbeth, I don't know who is.
 
Undesired Walrus said:
How irresponsible is this man? If he had been elected President these revelations would have brought the office of the President into ruin, destroyed the Democratic Party and reduced the US into a laughing stock.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/pol...ed_as_lowlife_and_serial_liar_in_tellall.html
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One thing should have jumped out at you when you read this.

New York Daily News. I've heard their motto is, "For those that find the National Enquirer does too much fact-checking."
 
Mark6 said:
To me the most appaling thing was the lengths Edwards' wife went to make excuses for her husband. Few months ago TIME magazine published an excerpt from her book, where Mrs. Edwards pretty much claimed John Edwards was hoodwinked into sex by a conniving gold-digger (or some such term).

If this is not a real-life Lady Macbeth, I don't know who is.
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Maybe they just haven't had sex in years and never will again and she doesn't care. But wanted to put it into a more acceptable public statement.
 
Eddie Dane said:
John Edwards should get lessons from Lapo Elkann.
The Fiat boss was delivered to a local hospital by a fifty-year-old transsexual prostitute with a cocaine overdose. Lapo himself was wearing a rather nice dress.

Now that's a sex scandal.

This Edwards guy is an amateur. Lapo for president!
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Reminds me of Eddie Murphy 15 years ago.


Press: "Uhh, what were you doing with that transsexual prostitute in your car at 3 in the morning?"

Eddie: "Just giving her a ride home. I'm a nice guy like that."

Transsexual Prostitute: "He likes my feet!"
 
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TragicMonkey said:
Politicians are jerks? Shocking!

The most appalling thing about this is how incompetent he was at covering it up. If he can't conceal one boringly ordinary sexual affair --a heterosexual one, even!-- then how would he handle state secrets? I hope for his sake that it's actually something much more exotic, and the whole scandal is actually a cover story for something more interesting. I mean, yawn. No rent boys. No Russian mafia involvement. No car chases while dressed in leather underpants and stiletto heels. No shots fired, no dead bodies in the woodchipper. A "sex tape"? Quaint! What is this, the 80's?
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:D Pure comedy.

Tricky said:
One thing should have jumped out at you when you read this.

New York Daily News. I've heard their motto is, "For those that find the National Enquirer does too much fact-checking."
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:D Too funny. If I actually cared (about any of it), that's almost signature worthy.
 
Mark6 said:
My first thought was: "Good for her! Finally she grew some spine!"

My second and more cynical thought: "Or, now that his chances of becoming President (or even returning to Senate) are zero, she has no more use for him."
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You might keep in mind that unless I have missed some major news in the last few months that she has and may well be dying of cancer. Regardless, whatever her reasoning at the moment, he was and is a flaming rectum in whom I have no further interest.

It goes without saying that I use the word rectum out of politeness and abidance with forum rules. Or, as a nice lady told my wife once, " We don't call them (rectums). We all need a (rectum) to function biologically.
My husband and I prefer to call them hemmorhoids - because no one needs a hemmorhoid!"
 
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