Jesus Spotted in Ultrasound

shecky

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shecky
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He's turning up in the oddest places these days. And he looks full growed, too!

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All I see is a Bene-Geseret (sp?) witch.

Oh, wait, now I see Jesus. He's the chimp, right?
 
BronzeDog said:
All I see is a Bene-Geseret (sp?) witch.

Oh, wait, now I see Jesus. He's the chimp, right?
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Bene-Gesserit.

I've wasted all my Jesus jokes on everything else. I've got nothing.
 
Proof that the use of fertility drugs has gotten way out of control.
 
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I see a cartoon man (let Jesus'es eye and mouth both be eyes), someones face (to the right of Jesus) and a rabbits skull (unenlarged picture)
 
My mind's going twisted: Now I'm seeing a moai (leaning back, top of its head off screen of the closeup) picking up Jesus's head by the ear (extending his pinky, because he's a gentleman, apparently), about to drop him in its mouth.

Also, at the bottom of the closeup, I see part of a mindflayer's head.
 
I have to confess. All ultrasounds look like a blur to me. I don't see diddly.
 
I was there to see Phil's 3000th post and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

And now I'm seeing Space Ghost weeping over the armless body of Moltar.
 
I don't think even proponents are saying that it is literally Jesus (Virgin Mary, etc.), but a sign from their god(s).
 
jzs said:
I don't think even proponents are saying that it is literally Jesus (Virgin Mary, etc.), but a sign from their god(s).
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A sign of endtimes? That we should return to the fold? To stop having sex on Sunday mornings and instead attend Church?



Karen.
 
Wouldn't it be funny if they unearthed a contemporary picture of Jesus, who turned out to be a short, fat dumpy guy with no facial hair?
 
Bikewer said:
Wouldn't it be funny if they unearthed a contemporary picture of Jesus, who turned out to be a short, fat dumpy guy with no facial hair?
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And black.

And gay.

And fabulous.
 
pyewhackett said:
A sign of endtimes? That we should return to the fold? To stop having sex on Sunday mornings and instead attend Church?



Karen.
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:)

That could be.
 
When I was pregnant with son #2, I had an ultrasound the day before he was born (it was done because he was a week overdue). I told the ultrasound technician that my unborn baby looked like a Klingon. She didn't think it was funny. Some people have no sense of humor.
 
I just want to say, that that is the happiest looking Jesus. EVER! He is a contented womb saviour.
 
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