Jesus is getting long in the tooth

He should yank that sucker out and sell it on e-bay.
 
First, Mother Mary on toast. Then Jesus on a fish stick. Now the J man shows up on a tooth. Is it just me, or are the quality of miracles going seriously down hill lately?
 
espritch said:
First, Mother Mary on toast. Then Jesus on a fish stick. Now the J man shows up on a tooth. Is it just me, or are the quality of miracles going seriously down hill lately?
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It's the economy, the major deities just can't pay for flashy stuff anymore.
 
It's all very FOOD related, isn't it. Does this mean something I have missed? Have these people nothing to do but eat, or even just stare at their food? What's with the mind-set that does that - searching pathetically for images of some deity in their mass-produced fodder?!

And think of all the non-Christian images that must surely be being consumed daily by the tonne. In fact, by the hundreds of tonnes. THOUSANDS of tonnes, even. The image of Allah in a Pringle. Buddha in Krispy-Kreme... *CHOMP!* - heresy committed by ignorance.

Oh well. Beam me up now, Scotty - there's no intelligent life here.

*sigh*
 
You eat teeth?

Naturally, the day when somebody sees Jesus in a barcode is the day that I bale, which will probably be about a month after my amphibian friend here.
 
My only question is this: what's a little bearded guy doing in someone's mouth? Did this patient never hear of regular brushing and dental floss? ;0)

Robert
 
Ok, I was wrong and need to correct my mistake. -sigh-
Jesus is not actually on a tooth, but on the gums in the center. Might even be an artifact of the stitch where two x-rays are joined. (Like we do with Photoshop only much more expensive because the Dentist does it).

Furthermore, this is PROOF GOD EXISTS!

And with all the awful stuff going on in the world, its sure nice God can take the time to prove he really exists by appearing on a guy's gums in Phoenix Arizona.
 
Makes you wonder... was the Arabic for "Allah" specifically designed to look like the inside of a tomato? "You must worship my god... look, if I slice the tomato just so - proof!"

And to those who say they'd believe if the word "God" was spread across the heavens... it is. It looks like this:

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What, you expected it in English?
 
neutrino_cannon said:
You eat teeth?

Naturally, the day when somebody sees Jesus in a barcode is the day that I bale, which will probably be about a month after my amphibian friend here.
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Ask, and Ye shall receive:

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Where shall we forward your mail?
 
Allah in a tomato

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/443173.stm

I'm glad to see that Christians aren't the only nutty ones. Funny though, looking at some of the pictures of such nonsense, I can't see it; even with the arabic example in front of me. could it be that I don't know arabic and not familiar with it, so my mind doesn't put the images together? If the grilled cheese woman had never seen a "picture" of the virgin mary, would she have stopped eating the sandwich?

I find it very strange that people who hold god, allah, mary, Jesus in such high regard, would assume such minor feats of magic from them. Kind of insulting....

I do love the "Cheesus Saves" shirt for sale on ebay though :D
 
Why is it, whenever anybody sees an image of John Entwistle, they assume it's Jesus? I mean, Entwistle was good and all, but was he divine?
 
All these supposed appearances of Jesus - whether in a window, a sandwich, a fish stick, a tooth, or so forth - are really only pareidolic patterns that people make out to be a man's face. Why, then, do they assume it's Jesus instead of any of the hundreds of zillions of other men out there?

Look at the x-ray photo and walk out on the street. I guarantee you can find any number of men who match that general picture.
 
Ok, help me out...

What's the technical term for seeing faces in random patterns?
 
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