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Ed Jesus Guns Babies

I always thought Jesus was kind of a dick, but Jesus Christ, now he's gunning babies!
 
Not sure if this is a slam poetry recounting of the immaculate conception, or a first draft from Warren Zevon.
 
MTG has been bloviating about making a run for governor. Looks like she's got some competition.
 

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Folks, it only gets worse.
Kandiss Taylor @KandissTaylor
Plain and simple. It’s Jesus, guns, and babies. And yes, with the commas… that’s grammatically correct! Not politically correct because I don’t fall into that category! Twitter link
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Guns because we have the right to protect ourselves from tyranny. It's no longer about protecting ourselves from criminals, it's about protecting ourselves from...tyranny? Seriously?

H-E-L-P !!! :(
 
newyorkguy said:
Folks, it only gets worse.


Guns because we have the right to protect ourselves from tyranny. It's no longer about protecting ourselves from criminals, it's about protecting ourselves from...tyranny? Seriously?
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This is not a new development. Certainly for as long as I've heard gun-nutters nuttering, it's commonly been focused around the idea that guns are a constitutional right because people need to have the means to violently revoke democracy in the US if the democratic process results in laws they personally don't like.
 
Checkmite said:
This is not a new development. Certainly for as long as I've heard gun-nutters nuttering, it's commonly been focused around the idea that guns are a constitutional right because people need to have the means to violently revoke democracy in the US if the democratic process results in laws they personally don't like.
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The concept of resistance to tyranny has always been part of the 2A landscape. Like...since the beginning.
 
Stacyhs said:
I'm just imagining what a girls' night out with Kandiss, Lauren, and Marjorie would be like.
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I'm just imagining what a guy's night out with them would be like. They say you shouldn't have sex with crazy, but that doesn't fit my experience. :D
 
PitPat said:
Oh don't play coy. You know that she's the one you've been waiting for.
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True. I didn't think there was anyone more stupid than Lauren and Marjorie. But Kandiss completes them: she's the Curly Joe to their Moe and Larry.
 
Norman Alexander said:
It's been a manufactured excuse to hang onto their guns. Like...since the beginning.
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Exactly. The only way a rabble ousts a Superpower is if that Superpower's military goes over to the rabble. When the 2A was ratified, the US was hardly a Superpower--by the standards of the time. Today's gun stroker is content with any fiction that allows him to keep his Precious. Which is why he will gloss over the object of the 2A, the "well regulated militia" (of muzzle loaders) and skip straight to the "shall not be infringed" conclusion.

For some time now I've been perturbed and fascinated by the peculiarly obscene flavor of American Christianity, which might as well be called "The Church of the Guns of God Send Money". Ghandi was so very right in liking the Christ but not the Christians. But these "Christians" are edging close to inversion. Like, Mirror Universe level.
 
Norman Alexander said:
It's been a manufactured excuse to hang onto their guns. Like...since the beginning.
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"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."

Seems like more of a stop-gap to ensure that the State is protected by willing volunteers until such time as an army can be established after negotiating the requirements of the federalism.
 
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