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International Cryptozoology Museum- Needs Items

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Loren Coleman is soliciting item donations for his Crypto museum.

I feel this is a bad move. He is going to get about 5000 worthless casts of alligator feet, and bear prints.

We should all help him out and send in our best Cryptozoological trinkets. Why do you think he is also asking for Native American Art? Ebay?

http://cryptozoologymuseum.com/?page_id=365
 
If you have original Native art or locally crafted contemporary examples of paintings, sculptures, and masks depicting cryptids, please consider sending them to the International Cryptozoology Museum.
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Is Loren one of those who now thinks Bigfoot is actually a Native American crossed with some creature in the distant or not so distant past?
I have been reading old threads (back to 2008) and I do not remember where he stands on this matter.
Maybe to give the museum a feeling of Native Americana?

I have no trinkets. (okay, I have a collection of trinkets, but none of them could be seen as Bigfooty. :))

Hey Drew, some of those old threads are a hoot! Oh, the Michigan Recording Project! LOL

I do wish I had something for the museum.
Why doesn't Loren know how to raise money for his non-profit?

I guess I could cut him a break there. He is a true blue believer isn't he?
 
I think we should each send him a nice box of freshly collected Bigfoot dung - COD of course!!!
 
I guess I could send him my Jackalope, but my Chupacabra would be so lonely...and there's no way I'm sending my Fiji Mermaid, it would change the whole vibe of my TIKI BAR!
 
I'd be happy to write the museum labels for each exhibit as long as I'm paid by production and not by the hour. :D
 
shemp said:
My septic tank hasn't been cleaned since last summer. I'd be willing to donate generously. Do I need proof of origin, or will they do their own DNA testing?
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They do their own - it has to meet their known standards we are familiar with!!!!
 
Everyone should just clean out their hairbrushes and dog brushes (and horse curry combs if you've got 'em) and send them the hair. Put it in a little seal-able evidence bag and type a label for it with some longitude and latitude and a date. Fill his museum with little tiny evidence bags of Bigfoot Hairs From Around the World. Plus, you get the added pleasure of being able to refer to him in the future as "the hairbag guy".

As to the native art, I think he's just one of many trying to establish that BF has been around for centuries and centuries. "Why, look, even the noble savages of the Plains knew of them." Same crap as Chariots of the Gods and In Search of Ancient Aliens.*

*Whatever happened to the poster who had the proof that a Collier's Encyclopedia CD was found in Ancient Egypt (or something like that)? We sure used to get a better quality of crazies around here.
 
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I think the call for Native American stuff, is a ploy to possibly get a valuable donation. He get's in 30 Native American totems, perhaps one of them comes back as a high value item, he auctions it under the "I can save the museum if I sell this one piece" idea.

Crypto stuff has little value.
 
I could tell Mr Coleman where to find a female, psycho, Bigfoot.

Just find the house where my ex-wife lives, and the Bigfoot will be the one who answers the door.

;)
 
Foolmewunz said:
...As to the native art, I think he's just one of many trying to establish that BF has been around for centuries and centuries. "Why, look, even the noble savages of the Plains knew of them." Same crap as Chariots of the Gods and In Search of Ancient Aliens.*
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He does indeed.
Stack of Pancakes Analogy: The Layers of Evidence of the Patterson-Gimlin Bigfoot Incident

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Why do I think the encounter’s resulting footage is authentic?
I feel the incident and the footage brings forth many pieces of evidence:

1. The event occurred in an area known for Native/First People’s traditions of these forms of higher primates, locally called Oh-Mah*, perhaps as long as 500 years.

* As far as I can tell, the "legend" of Oh-Mah appears to have been created out of whole cloth by the crypto community?
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Drewbot said:
Loren Coleman is soliciting item donations for his Crypto museum.

I feel this is a bad move. He is going to get about 5000 worthless casts of alligator feet, and bear prints.

We should all help him out and send in our best Cryptozoological trinkets. Why do you think he is also asking for Native American Art? Ebay?

http://cryptozoologymuseum.com/?page_id=365
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I offered to sell them a virgin Kardashian, but they didn't believe such a thing existed.
 
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