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Interceptor Missile Test Fails
When we really do get attacked, I hope the weather is good.
The target missile got up there OK. Maybe we should use the target missiles as interceptors instead?
Damn those pesky "unknown anomalies"!
Combining this with the earlier tests, which were rigged to succeed. we are batting .555:
Even Barry Bonds can't hit like that!
Interceptor Missile Test Fails
(AP) An interceptor missile failed to launch early Wednesday in what was to have been the first full flight test of the U.S. national missile defense system in nearly two years.
The Missile Defense Agency has attempted to conduct the test several times this month, but scrubbed each one for a variety of reasons, including various weather problems and a malfunction on a recovery vessel not directly related to the equipment being tested.
When we really do get attacked, I hope the weather is good.
The target missile got up there OK. Maybe we should use the target missiles as interceptors instead?
A target missile carrying a mock warhead was successfully launched as scheduled from Kodiak, Alaska, in the first launch of a target missile from Kodiak in support of a full flight test of the system.
However, the agency said the ground-based interceptor "experienced an anomaly shortly before it was to be launched" from the Ronald Reagan Test Site at Kwajalein Atoll in the central Pacific Ocean 16 minutes after the target missile left Alaska.
An announcement said the interceptor experienced an automatic shutdown "due to an unknown anomaly."
Damn those pesky "unknown anomalies"!
Combining this with the earlier tests, which were rigged to succeed. we are batting .555:
In earlier testing of tracking and targeting systems, which critics derided as highly scripted, missile interceptors went five-for-eight in hitting target missiles.
Even Barry Bonds can't hit like that!