I'm just a natural kinda guy

[Nie Trink Wasser]

I dont wipe my ass.

I dont brush my teeth.

I dont shave.

I also believe that plastics, hair products, cows, suits, gasoline, gunpowder, and soap, come from another universe and do not occur naturally, because I believe humans are apes, but at the same time anything a human does is "unnatural".

 

[Dymanic]

Hey, thanks for sharing that.

Question: what criteria did you use in deciding which forum to place this in?

 

[IllegalArgument]

I dont wipe my ass.

I dont brush my teeth.

I dont shave.

Hmm, now I'm really glad I only have to interact with you through a computer

 

[c0rbin]

I dont wipe my ass.

I dont brush my teeth.

Don't be rudundant!

And quit repeating yourself, too.