If a psychic had predicted this, I'd be a believer.

What? No puns? You people will pun anything and you can't think up anything for an exploded whale?

How 'bout...

Arrr...thar she blows!
 
For some reason, I'm reminded of the Blackadder, in Series III when Prince George says. "I may be as thick as a whale omlette..."

I think you could make one of those there.
 
No concern, however, for the nearby shattered bowl of petunias.
 
shanek said:
No concern, however, for the nearby shattered bowl of petunias.
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There was a damp, shattered teacup adjacent. I wonder why?
 
Reminds of an old Dave Barry (syndicated columnist and humorist here in the USA) column about a dead whale on a beach somewhere in the US. The authorities figured the best way to dispose of it was to blow it up. :hit:


Of course, all this did was scatter chunks of whale all over the spectators and news people, some of whom got it on camera (I used to have the link, I'll see if I can find it again). Never underestimate the human ability to find the wrong answer.:clap:
 
jj said:


There was a damp, shattered teacup adjacent. I wonder why?
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Someone should analyze it chemically to see if it's Advanced Tea Substitute<sup>TM</sup>.
 
For some reason, I'm reminded of the Blackadder, in Series III when Prince George says. "I may be as thick as a whale omlette..."
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Well Martin Gibbs, you sound like you're feeling full of yourself.

Which is more than can be said of the poor whale.
 
From the Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy - the whale said:

"Oh no, not again".

Apparently, if we worked out the whale actually meant by that, we would have a greater understanding of the workings of the universe.

If anyone can work out whether that's got anything to do with a flatulent cousin of his exploding or not - please send me a postcard to the address quoted.
 
Hexxenhammer said:
Arrr...thar she blows!
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And a second later everything is covered in sperm ... whale.

Sounds like a case of premature ejaculation.
 
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