Re: Re: Re: I saw a UFO last night...
All puns and joking aside (even though my story about the Unidentified Fried Object found at McDonald's IS indeed TRUE), here's my own personal experience with a UFO (and seriously, this time, I am referring to an Unidentified Flying Object) along with my critical analysis of it, and a critical analysis of YOUR experience as well.
Back in 1989, I was walking home one night on a dark and wooded roadway at about 9:30pm. It was a crystal clear, star lit night on a cool spring evening (I think it was April or May). I heard a small plane fly by (and I don't mean a commercial airliner either, but one of those small private planes that sound like it's being run by a lawnmower engine). As I turned my head upward to glance at it, I suddenly saw a mysterious yellowish-amber colored light erratically move about in a certain part of the sky, like a shooting star, only it wasn't. I immediately thought to myself, a lighting bug? No wait...those don't come out until June/July. Hmm...a shooting star? More like a dancing star if anything; shooting stars move steadily in one direction, more or less in a straight line. So it can't be that. What about a helicopter? An airplane? No wait...no piece of machinery made by man could possibly make maneuvers like that (it appeared to make some rapid 90 degree turns that not even the world's most sophisticated helicopter could pull off).
My analysis of this phenomena? Until about the mid to late 90's when laser pointers became popular, I was convinced that it was a bonafide UFO. But I'll never forget getting a laser pointer for the very first time, and playing around with it. As I pointed the beam against a wall and moved the tiny red dot about in a most erratic manner, it immediately struck me like a ton of bricks: "Oh my God! This is JUST like the UFO I saw in 1989!"
I then put two and two together, and ultimately theorized that
it was nothing more than a technically elaborate hoax years ahead of its time. Much like David Copperfield making the Statue of Liberty Disappear, or walking through the Great Wall of China, etc. Here's how I arrived at my conjecture:
(A). The dancing "star" appeared in only a SMALL SECTION of the sky; it wasn't bouncing from one part of the horizon to the other.
It would be very difficult to point and maneuver a laser beam across the ENTIRE atmosphere, upon a two dimensional surface. But a two dimensional surface in the sky, you might ask? How can such a surface of ANY kind of material be supported in mid air?
Here's how:
(B). I DID hear a small plane fly by, though I didn't see its lights on.
I'm sure you may or may not have seen planes fly along a shoreline carrying banner advertisements behind them, tied to their tailwing. I would surmise that if the banner were long and wide enough and made of a dark, solid material...and if the plane were circling around with its lights off ---that it would be theoretically possible to project an erratically moving laser beam upon the banner and thereby create an "illusion" of a UFO. Of course a "true believer" would totally ignore the sound of the plane engine and wouldn't even come anywhere close to the kind of analysis I just made.
As far as YOUR situation goes?
By virtue of the fact that you had mentioned the lights were headed in the direction of the airport is a clear give away to some kind of earthly, man-made piece of flying machinery, although there are other questions left for me to ask to come to a more thorough and complete analysis.
First off, it's reasonable to suspect that there was nothing more noticable about this stucture other that these red lights. But how else would you be able to notice any more to this structure in pitch black darkness? Unless, of course, there was a full moon that night which would've made the structure more noticable. Was there? Or is there a lot of light pollution which would've also made the outline more visible? More importanly...did you hear any kind of aircraft engine whatsover? If so, I would immediately suspect an aircraft of some sort. If not, a glider indeed.
Please reply. Thanks Walter!
