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I have converted to Christianity

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guess what guys you'll never believe what just happned to me today.

Let me tell you a story there was this one guy named Joshua Korosi who used to believe that if GOD existed, he was too busy running or making the universe or whatever to care about us poeple. But one day Joshua was walking along and thinking and a person came up and said Do you believe in GOD? And Joshua said YES, but not the same way you do, and the other person said "what do you mean? and Joshua said well GOD just hangs around and runs the universe and stuff. And the guy said no, GOD loves EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US and is always there to care for us and wants to forgive us and wants as ALL to LIVE WITH HIM IN HEAVEN WITH JESUS AND THE ANGELS. And Joshua said how do you know all thiss? and the guy said Because it says so in the BIBLE, which is the HOLY WORD OF GOD. and he said the BIBLE was written THOUSANDS of years ago, do you think you know more about GOD than people who livde THOUSANDS of years ago, when GOD still TALKED STRAIGHT TO PEOPLE? And Joshua said "you're right", and Joshua realiezd that only by getting on his neez right there and praying really hard for GOD's forgiveness could he be forgiven for all his sins, like thinking GOD didn't care about poeeple and things.

Now Joshua (thats me, by the way) is CHALLENGING the JREF million dollars prize, because Randi says there is no GOD, but how can he be smarter than people who lived THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO and actually HEARD GOD'S VOICE, because he actually talked to people back then, as the BIBLE clearly says. You guys better pay up!!!
 
Joshua Korosi said:
guess what guys you'll never believe what just happned to me today.

Let me tell you a story there was this one guy named Joshua Korosi who used to believe that if GOD existed, he was too busy running or making the universe or whatever to care about us poeple. But one day Joshua was walking along and thinking and a person came up and said Do you believe in GOD? And Joshua said YES, but not the same way you do, and the other person said "what do you mean? and Joshua said well GOD just hangs around and runs the universe and stuff. And the guy said no, GOD loves EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US and is always there to care for us and wants to forgive us and wants as ALL to LIVE WITH HIM IN HEAVEN WITH JESUS AND THE ANGELS. And Joshua said how do you know all thiss? and the guy said Because it says so in the BIBLE, which is the HOLY WORD OF GOD. and he said the BIBLE was written THOUSANDS of years ago, do you think you know more about GOD than people who livde THOUSANDS of years ago, when GOD still TALKED STRAIGHT TO PEOPLE? And Joshua said "you're right", and Joshua realiezd that only by getting on his neez right there and praying really hard for GOD's forgiveness could he be forgiven for all his sins, like thinking GOD didn't care about poeeple and things.

Now Joshua (thats me, by the way) is CHALLENGING the JREF million dollars prize, because Randi says there is no GOD, but how can he be smarter than people who lived THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO and actually HEARD GOD'S VOICE, because he actually talked to people back then, as the BIBLE clearly says. You guys better pay up!!!
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LMAO!

You heard God's voice, did you? Did you record it? Can you convert it to a wav or mp3 file so you can post it here?
 
Well, you have ME convinced!

Oh, puh-leese GOD forgive my wretched sinning ways!

I'll even give some money to that 50-foot Jesus guy!
 
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c4ts said:


LMAO!

You heard God's voice, did you? Did you record it? Can you convert it to a wav or mp3 file so you can post it here?
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no GOD only talked to peeple back then not today, but the BIBLE was written back then when GOD talked to peopel so they know what they were writting about.
 
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Joshua Korosi said:


no GOD only talked to peeple back then not today, but the BIBLE was written back then when GOD talked to peopel so they know what they were writting about.
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REPENT! REPENT OR FACE THE JUDGEMENT OF THE LIZARD KING! CASTRATE THYSELF BEFORE THE LORD AND THOU SHALT BE CLEANSED OF THINE SINS!
 
Joshua Korosi said:

But one day Joshua was walking along and thinking and a person came up and said Do you believe in GOD? And Joshua said YES, but not the same way you do, and the other person said "what do you mean? and Joshua said well GOD just hangs around and runs the universe and stuff. And the guy said no, GOD loves EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US and is always there to care for us and wants to forgive us and wants as ALL to LIVE WITH HIM IN HEAVEN WITH JESUS AND THE ANGELS. And Joshua said how do you know all thiss? and the guy said Because it says so in the BIBLE, which is the HOLY WORD OF GOD. and he said the BIBLE was written THOUSANDS of years ago, do you think you know more about GOD than people who livde THOUSANDS of years ago, when GOD still TALKED STRAIGHT TO PEOPLE? And Joshua said "you're right", and Joshua realiezd that only by getting on his neez right there and praying really hard for GOD's forgiveness could he be forgiven for all his sins, like thinking GOD didn't care about poeeple and things.
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Very convincing...

Why haven't I seen that before? :eek:

The reasoning is so logical, so evident, only a fool would dare to say that it is false.

The proof is right there in the Bible, it has always been there!

Q
 
By your logic then your saying that thousands of years ago the folks back then knew more than we do now. That sounds a bit daft if you don't mind my saying so.

Aparantly if ancient lore is to be considered then our planet is flat as a pancake.

The moral of the story: Don't belive everything your told, not even if your told so by GOD, Even GOD makes mistakes.
 
Joshua Korosi said:
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GOD loves EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US and is always there to care for us and wants to forgive us and wants as ALL to LIVE WITH HIM IN HEAVEN WITH JESUS AND THE ANGELS.
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Now Joshua (thats me, by the way) is CHALLENGING the JREF million dollars prize, because Randi says there is no GOD, but how can he be smarter than people who lived THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO and actually HEARD GOD'S VOICE, because he actually talked to people back then, as the BIBLE clearly says. You guys better pay up!!!
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Wow! What a great deal!

Josh has a great plan; live in heaven after you die, and before you die, have JREF give you a million bucks!

I want in, where do I sign?

:p
 
I've converted to Korosianity. Watch out Joshua, 'cos I'm coming after you with a couple of cross-plies and some big nails! ;) :D
 
Joshua Korosi said:


and he said the BIBLE was written THOUSANDS of years ago, do you think you know more about GOD than people who livde THOUSANDS of years ago, when GOD still TALKED STRAIGHT TO PEOPLE?
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Everyone is missing the TRUE miracle here..


The part of the Bible that was written THOUSANDS of years ago, was written when people did not even know how to write!
 
Well, Josh, I will only be convinced that you converted if you start writing in ALL CAPS; THE TRUE SIGN OF A REAL CHRISTIAN! --- And more spelling mistakes will be needed too.

Hans :rolleyes:
 
The planet is flat as the taco is flat, but not flat, folded, yet not unfoldable, soft, yet crunchy;

With two surfaces, both facing and facing away;

and one center, closed yet open;

With a colorful, thin shell covering a chewy center;

the center of the taco is everywhere, but its bifold circumference, nowhere.

nowhere - now here.

we are everywhere, everywhen, and nowhere, eternally.

the taco comprehends all, yet does not contain all.
 
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Diogenes said:


Everyone is missing the TRUE miracle here..


The part of the Bible that was written THOUSANDS of years ago, was written when people did not even know how to write!
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SEE THAT IS PROFVE THAT THE BIBLE IS RIGHT becuz only GOD could make peoplke that dont know how to rite stil wrtte the BIBLE.
 
MRC_Hans said:
Well, Josh, I will only be convinced that you converted if you start writing in ALL CAPS; THE TRUE SIGN OF A REAL CHRISTIAN! --- And more spelling mistakes will be needed too.

Hans :rolleyes:
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:D
 
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