I create LIFE!!! I clone!!! Million is MINE!!!

[helius]

I have did it! I create LIFE!!! I have clone something bigger than crummy stupid little sheep!

You see. I take DNA from bug and cross with DNA from human! I clone it! I create worlds first half-human half-butterfly!!!

Picture below is worth thousend words! YOU GIVE ME MILION NOW!!! I HAVE PROVE IT!!!

And it fly! It have wings and fly! Nothing stop me now!!! Send me million or I get lawyer and sue you up the nose!

They told me I could no do it! They said "when pig flys". NOW HUMAN FLYS!!!

Now I get your milion and I make army of flying human bugs!

 

[Tricky]

Sorry, Helius. Cloning and gene splicing is just regular old science. Maybe you have some new recipes, but I fail to see any paranormal aspect of your admittedly spectacular feat.

Did you transmit the DNA via telekinesis? Then you might have a case.

 

[UnrepentantSinner]

Someone alert bug_girl to check that photo out for authenticity. I want an experts opinion before we go handing out prize money.

 

[Dane]

I think Helius has done it this time. Perhaps it is time to cough up the money he truly deserves. As a hardcore skeptic, it pains me to say it, but you deserve it man. Contact Randi by all means, he will most certainly buckle under your weighty evidence.

Jovially,
Dane

 

[Stereolab]

I think I'm in love.

 

[Hand Bent Spoon]

helius, that's just a picture of your mom.

 

[Yahweh]

I must say I AM AMAZED!