I challenge you to read this without laughing

I failed...miserably. Couldn't even get past the fifth sentence of the OP. Your test, however, was very unfair.


If business got real good we can even have salary positions...
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Imagine what it may do for the job market and unemployment index. I just looooooooove the first response and the OP's serious response to that response:


by first responder

world wide militia? if aliens do attack the earth, our feeble weapons will be no match for their ray guns and the death star.
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by OP in response to first responder

That's why we need to use the people to start thinking about this problem if the governments aren't going to attempt defense and dismiss these issues. It counterbalances the corrupt governments and actions of the world elite. A United Nations Military is out of the question. If the corporations can use military force to suit their needs, the people of the world need their own. A neutral party on the side against any and all forms of aggression and warfare. A counter to counter hostile violence. A pacifist military that will benefit mankind by ending warfare when needed. First the groundwork would have to be laid out with trust and leadership structures. Getting funds from wannabe civilians turned into civilian militias will have to be the first step as well as waivers for liability. A group of civilians that can work together as a militia can also help foreign communities rebuild areas and assemble in the face of a disaster if organized.
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Man, I truly hope these kids take care of themselves and don't get taken by some shiester later in life.
 
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I failed before the page even loaded because I saw the thread title!

Silly kid, thinking he can defeat us!
 
So this guy wants to form a pacifist military to battle aliens?

What if the aliens are also pacifists? I'm sure their pacifism will be more advanced than anything we puny humans have. Therefore, we'd be blown to bits. Pacifically.
 
In response to the lack of response by the Governments of the world and in case of an off world attack, the people of the world should unite to create a world wide militia base here in the United States. Participating members would contribute funds to a trust that can be used to manage the daily affairs of the militia. If business got real good we can even have salary positions beyond the weekend training etc....It might sound strange, but it works in theory as a rook against being caught with our pants down.
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Hmmm. It might sound strange. Yea. It juuuuuuust might.
 
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I like the idea of a pacifist LC militia. They certainly are the pacifist side in our war of wits. And since I am well armed both ways.................:) :)
 
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I think the sight of them trying to use weapons would be quite amusing. Assuming you could find a safe place to be while they were attempting to fire them, of course. Safest place would most likely be the target.
 
I guess I have to join the failure line too. Thanks for the warning, though...my keyboard is still dry...I put down my soda before I read it...:p

I think it's obvious where the inspiration came from, since some twoofers seem to have a hard time telling the difference between fiction and documantary....
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Hello, boys!! I'm Back!!!!
 
You know what's really funny to me? LC has a forum specifically for the NWO, but this genius posted that thread in the Lounge. Truther reading comprehension at its finest!
 
Well, come on men! Don't just stand there! Onwards!


 
What is so funny? I certainly don't want us to be ill-prepared when the evil aliens show up.

Not only should we raise a militia but I think we should start research into countering their weapons like the Uranium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator.

Perhaps we can steal the plans to the death star as well.
 
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