Hurricane Katrina conspiracy theories

to WOO for me, but....

What if some terrorists in a boat loaded with explosives, made a suicide run at the levees? And those 8 gun men that were shooting at the repair crews were--- MORE TERRORISTS?

Would any one have heard the bomb during the 95 mph winds?

Were there security patrols on the levees?

Cops shot 5-6 of the gun men, where are the survivors? on their way to Gitmo? Any IDs of the dead? Names like Achmed, Mohamed, Ali?

Hey, if the government can cover up the missiles at flight 800....

Sorry to cut this short, there is a black suburban full of guys in ray-bans at my door, I 'll go see what they want.....
 
They forgot (or conveniently ignore) the left-wing crackpots like RFK Jr. who claim that the hurricane was due to George Bush and his refusal to sign the Kyoto Treaty.
 
Reverend Bill Shanks of the Ex-New Covernant Fellowship of New Orleans, "New Orleans is abortion free, except by the ones that may occur by an act of God.
By the ways, anybody see mah freakin' church?"
 
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I think that's the smartest thing I've ever read in wikipedia so far.

Honestly there's so much woo thrown in to the wiki by crackpots it's hard to imagine anyone taking certain (if any) topics seroiusly.

Check the entry on James Randi.
 
Clraely, it is all becase of Aristotel! He is foool the meny bacause you are al stupid and yuo haevn't knowledge apes!!
 
Jeff Corey said:
Reverend Bill Shanks of the Ex-New Covernant Fellowship of New Orleans, "New Orleans is abortion free, except by the ones that may occur by an act of God.
By the ways, anybody see mah freakin' church?"
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It's with Gawd now...
 
Well I understand that the Tsanami was caused by homosexuals so maybe they had a hand in it?...
 
I just heard Al Franken on Air America state that it was possible the levees were blown up as a part of a terrorist strike.

:crazy:
 
Remember, you heard from me first. I beat Franken by a whole day!

And I'll bet those nasty terrorists spread E.Coli all over the swamp too. And seeded West Nile virus.

NOO WAIT!! this just flashed across my internal eyes...not Terrorists.....REPTILIANS!!! We'll know it's true if the body count comes up shorter than the 10,000 estimated today, the rest have been picked up by the Grays. Did I beat Art/ Anti-Gray to the punch? or do you think that he is slow because he is still looking for evidence....in Peru?
 
casebro said:
Remember, you heard from me first. I beat Franken by a whole day!

And I'll bet those nasty terrorists spread E.Coli all over the swamp too. And seeded West Nile virus.

NOO WAIT!! this just flashed across my internal eyes...not Terrorists.....REPTILIANS!!! We'll know it's true if the body count comes up shorter than the 10,000 estimated today, the rest have been picked up by the Grays. Did I beat Art/ Anti-Gray to the punch? or do you think that he is slow because he is still looking for evidence....in Peru?
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I see you've moved on to David Icke, but let me know when you arrive at the same ranting state as Aristotle Hater or Timecube Guy.
 
Oh, please. This is obviously the work of an evil genius scientist, bent on taking over America. First, he seeds a storm in the Atlantic, then when it looks like it's headed for Florida, he redirects it towards America's most hurricane-threatened city, New Orleans. Just when it seems as if NO might be okay, he breaks the levees. Very clever, our evil scientist, since the levees were only designed to survive a category 3 hurricane. Disaster.

Why is he doing this? To make George Bush (and by extention, all Republicans) look bad. With the next disaster he will take out the Democrats. Leaving...(cue dramatic music)...the Libertarians. Yes my friends, this is obviously the work of DARTH LIBERTARIAN!!!!


With apologies to real-life Libertarians.
 
You are all wrong. I did it -- by mistake. I was trying to determine whether the coriolis force really causes toilet flushes to swirl in opposite directions depending on the hemishere, and things got out of hand. Sorry, I'll try to be more careful next time.

IXP
 
I think COBRA is responsible. They finally succeeded in building their weather dominator.
 
IXP said:
You are all wrong. I did it -- by mistake. I was trying to determine whether the coriolis force really causes toilet flushes to swirl in opposite directions depending on the hemishere, and things got out of hand. Sorry, I'll try to be more careful next time.

IXP
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Without a doubt, the most believable conspiracy theory yet.

Nice job.
 
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