I'm goofing off today and watching Judge Larry Joe. He gets to use lie detectors on his show.
I've taken three lie detector tests (pre employment). I believe I passed all the tests. While the examiner won't tell you the results, I was able to continue with the pre-employment screenings and did get two out of three jobs that I screened for.
Prior to the last exam I took (and it's been many years now), I asked the examiner "How accurate is this test?" His only response was a cool "Very."
To take the test, you have to answer a questionnaire. I think there are two reasons for this- one, to help the examiner frame the questions and two, to give you plenty of time to get nervous about taking the test.
For example, one question asked if I had ever stolen anything, and then went on to ask specifics. Well, I hate to admit it, but I have stolen at least one thing in my 45+ years (nothing lately, tho, honest!). To cover for this problem, I actually created another lie and stated that I had stolen a head of lettuce from a grocery store on a dare and as a teenager.
During the test I tried my best to remain calm and regulate my respirations and heartrate, especially following a question. They ask you to briefly pause after a question before answering.
So, I did lie during the test and manipulate the test to the best of my ability.
After the test, the examiner said "What are you, God or something?" I didn't know if he was teasing me knowing I had failed the test or if he was telling me I passed. I said "No sir, (Texas girl), I'm just from a good family" (another lie, hee hee).
I did not get that particular job, but I am pretty sure it was not LD test related. I was told came in third for one open position.
So, I know I was not truthful during the test and I believe I was passed.
I'm not asking if LD tests work because I obviously feel they don't- at least on me. Do you think they work? Do you think they work on susceptible people? Do you think they are a colossal waste of time and resources?
I've taken three lie detector tests (pre employment). I believe I passed all the tests. While the examiner won't tell you the results, I was able to continue with the pre-employment screenings and did get two out of three jobs that I screened for.
Prior to the last exam I took (and it's been many years now), I asked the examiner "How accurate is this test?" His only response was a cool "Very."
To take the test, you have to answer a questionnaire. I think there are two reasons for this- one, to help the examiner frame the questions and two, to give you plenty of time to get nervous about taking the test.
For example, one question asked if I had ever stolen anything, and then went on to ask specifics. Well, I hate to admit it, but I have stolen at least one thing in my 45+ years (nothing lately, tho, honest!). To cover for this problem, I actually created another lie and stated that I had stolen a head of lettuce from a grocery store on a dare and as a teenager.
During the test I tried my best to remain calm and regulate my respirations and heartrate, especially following a question. They ask you to briefly pause after a question before answering.
So, I did lie during the test and manipulate the test to the best of my ability.
After the test, the examiner said "What are you, God or something?" I didn't know if he was teasing me knowing I had failed the test or if he was telling me I passed. I said "No sir, (Texas girl), I'm just from a good family" (another lie, hee hee).
I did not get that particular job, but I am pretty sure it was not LD test related. I was told came in third for one open position.
So, I know I was not truthful during the test and I believe I was passed.
I'm not asking if LD tests work because I obviously feel they don't- at least on me. Do you think they work? Do you think they work on susceptible people? Do you think they are a colossal waste of time and resources?