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how I stole the election

corplinx

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As you all know, as the resident athiest neocon social libertarian I had a duty to get Dubya re-elected. The rationale being, 1 out of 3 is better than 0 of 3.

So, the plan was hatched. We noticed that most election boards were too incompetent to use diebold machines correctly so we launched a three prong plan.

On election night, we had operatives in every paper-trail-less county in the US. They broke into the rooms with the vote tabulating machines as soon as the polls closed to change the Jet database data to have extra votes for Bush.

We could have used a dial-in exploit except the phone records would show that there was a call.

So we had people. Some plants on election boards. Some outside cat burglar specialists. These people broke into all these counties and changed the votes.

There, now you have your proof.

This is the only way the widespread fraud being suggested could have been carried out without being detected. It was a massive coordinated effort and was 100 perfect. Not a single one of our operatives has been discovered or was caught in the act.

So there you have it you kooks. You aren't kooks at all. Here is the evidence you have failed to provide for weeks now while trying to make the reasonable people provide evidence instead that massive widespread fraud didn't occur. Yes, it was desperate on your part holding out this long under skeptical scrutiny of your claims, but now you have your proof.

Someone please forward this post to the people at CBS.
 
Tell us how you persuaded Kerry to go along with the results, once all of this fraud came to light..some sort of conspiracy with him to throw the election, wasn't it?
 
as the resident athiest neocon social libertarian

Do they require a phys. ed. credit with that?

Seriously, dude, need I remind you we have a Senate race to rig in under two years now? Giving away all the secrets now is going to make it a lot harder. I'm tempted to call for a revocation of your membership in the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy. You want to lose that secret decoder whistle?
 
DaChew said:
Do they require a phys. ed. credit with that?

Seriously, dude, need I remind you we have a Senate race to rig in under two years now? Giving away all the secrets now is going to make it a lot harder. I'm tempted to call for a revocation of your membership in the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy. You want to lose that secret decoder whistle?

No big deal, rememeber we locked down the mainstream press. Bev Harris even found out about the lockdown and it still doesn't matter.

Nobody will ever believe these crazy bloggers.
 
NoZed Avenger said:
Hey. Stop trying to take credit for my work, fella.

Wha? Doctor Shuffhausen I presume. Who would have thought we were both posters here. That job you did in Ohio was great but I was all over Florida.
 

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