Mojo
Mostly harmless
Back in the 1930s, the German government commissioned a homoeopath called Fritz Donner to conduct rigorous research into homoeopathy. As mentioned by Edzard Ernst in 2007, and in one of Randi's commentaries in 2001, the results were entirely negative, and the report was never published. At last, a homoeopath has come up with an explanation for the negative results:
I'm sorry, but that gets the dog.

It is no wonder that the Nazis were desperate to uncover these amazing homeopathic secrets, and the only way to protect homeopathy and to protect innocent people was for Fritz Donner to find against his own profession.
How else could he keep homeopathy out of Nazi hands?
I'm sorry, but that gets the dog.
