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Homeopathy Can't Even Help You Commit Suicide
I'd like to think that was a great big smack to homeopathy over there and people came to their senses. Still, HEE!
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MASS SUICIDE FAILURE IN BELGIUM
According to a recent report in Skeptical Inquirer, major health insurance companies in Belgium have decided to begin covering the costs of homeopathy, in response to popular public demand. This resulted in an "ultimate protest" by a group of skeptics there. Depressed by the willingness of the insurance companies to encourage quackery, 23 Belgian skeptics announced that they would commit mass suicide by drinking a homeopathic cocktail of lethal poisons including arsenic, snake venom, and belladonna. Knowing that the more diluted a homeopathic remedy is, the more powerful it becomes, they even increased the potency by preparing a "30c" solution of the cocktail.
Lest you fear that these brave volunteers were taking chances, that "30c" meant, one part of the poisons mixed with 1060 parts of water, which equates to the same concentration as a solution of one grain of salt in ten thousand billion spheres of water the size of the solar system. All newspapers and TV stations were invited to watch the death agonies of the 23 deranged suicides, who included a number of prominent citizens and professors of medicine, "and a few normal people armed only with common sense."
The media coverage was excellent, but the suicide attempt was a dismal failure, aside from a couple of encouraging burps. Drat!
I'd like to think that was a great big smack to homeopathy over there and people came to their senses. Still, HEE!
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