ISRAELIS HOLDING TWO AMERICANS HOSTAGE AGAINST PAYMENT
The Israelis are now holding two Americans hostage, pending receipt of the payment that they say they are owed. We have no idea what sum of money is involved. On New Year’s Eve, it was announced that President Bush would be travelling to the Middle East for nine days. On enquiring what the purpose of this trip might be, we obtained from sources the following explanations:
1. Bush Jr. will be travelling inter alia to Israel, to settle up with the Israelis.
2. Bush Jr., will be moving stolen money from locations such as Dubai and Iraq, to various alternative locations where he may consider the funds would be safer. One of the locations falling into that category would be Israel.
Payment to the ‘country recipients’, who have been waiting patiently since we first ‘encountered them’ at the time of the IMF/World Bank Annual Meetings back in October 2007, was to have been effected before Christmas, and according to our sources President Bush Jr. signed off on relevant documentation which was handed to Supreme Court Justices (‘Black Robes’) on or around 23rd December. Bush II then proceeded, as is his wont, to renege on what he had signed.
BERNANKE AND CHERTOFF THOUGHT TO BE NEXT, SOURCES SAY
It is thought that this latest setback was one of the extreme ‘last straw’ factors that prompted the drastic action that has been taken over the Christmas Holidays, with, it is believed, more to come. We are quite seriously informed that high on the list of people purportedly thought to be in immediate danger of being shot at point-blank range (literally) are Dr Ben Bernanke, Chairman of the Federal Reserve Board, and Michael Chertoff, Secretary of Homeland Security.
But, sadly, deceased...
