"Have you ever taken a stress test?"

plindboe

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I have been asked this by two women every time I have walked through "Strøget" in Copenhagen. They have always wanted to guide me to some building and show me stuff, but when I have asked they've never specified what it was, so I always said I weren't interested. Last time I got curious and walked with them. I even asked if this was a ploy to sell me something while we were walking towards the building, but she didn't answer. Of course as soon as I entered, I noticed the stacks of Dianetics books lying everywhere.

The "test" involved a so-called electrometer with two cans that I should hold in each hand. She then asked me questions about troubles in my life, and that apparatus was supposed to react. Of course it worked like crap and moved left and right chaotically. I asked her what it measured, if it reacted to my pulse or the sweat in my hands, and she said it reacted to negative thoughts. Really enlightening. I guess they used the thing to impress people about how scientific the whole process were, personally I just found it silly. The last half of the "test" I was constantly smirking like W.Bush does when he's telling some bad news.

Of course it turns out I have troubles in my life, like everyone has, and not surprisingly she has the magical cure which was reading the Dianetics book. The only way I could get out of there was by telling her that I would visit their website and learn about it.

My advice to other danes, when they ask you whether you have ever taken a stress test, just say "yes!" and keep walking. Don't look back, they will pull you in.
 
What if you say you took a test, but it said you were a violent psychopath and because you didn't like the results you killed the two women that were running it? Would they leave you alone then?
 
plindboe said:
The only way I could get out of there was by telling her that I would visit their website and learn about it.
I don't get this part, were they physically restraining you somehow?
 
Any competent salesperson can make you feel like a complete jerk if you don't give them money for some crap you know you don't want.
 
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Donks said:
I don't get this part, were they physically restraining you somehow?

It's like Vitnir said, they act like sales people. Big smiles and nice behaviour, and even when you have realized it's basically a crazy scientology sect, it's difficult to make yourself utter the words "I'm not interested, goodbye". I'm sure there are people out there good at that stuff, but I'm not one of them. I think you need to be in the situation yourself to realize just how good they are at it.
 
Hi Peter

I can well imagine how difficult it was to get away. Like yourself I am not good at getting away to. I suppose I don't like confrontation?Mind you saying that I deal with confrontation every lunch time (lunch time assistant at a school)

Im from the UK and haven't been asked to take the Stress Test so will take your advise and say "Yes I have thanks, big smile" and walk on by as the song goes.

Sharon
 
"I'm not interested, goodbye"

What! Not interested in improving your life!
Not interested in being all you can be?
Not interested in love and success for you and your family?

Are you telling me you won't spend a paltry $9.95 for an opportunity to cultivate your hidden excellence? That's less than a single movie! Do you always let opportunities pass you by? Perhaps that's part of the problem. Why don't you use this as an opportunity to change? Buying this book can be the first step in your new successful life.

What are you waiting for? Do you have a problem with procrastination? Do you have issues with success? What's stopping you? What's preventing you from doing what you need to do? It's not the money, right? You probably have that much change under the cushions of your couch. It's not that you want to harm yourself, right? No of course not, you want to do the right thing!

Now... will that be cash or charge?


Mu Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
 
apoger said:
What! Not interested in improving your life!
Not interested in being all you can be?
Not interested in love and success for you and your family?

...

Now... will that be cash or charge?

Mu Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

You are way too good at that. Creepy. :eek:


:D
 
Ashles,

I'd click on your link, but I'm honestly afraid to even let them know my IP!
 
Re: Re: Re: "Have you ever taken a stress test?"

plindboe said:
It's like Vitnir said, they act like sales people. Big smiles and nice behaviour, and even when you have realized it's basically a crazy scientology sect, it's difficult to make yourself utter the words "I'm not interested, goodbye". I'm sure there are people out there good at that stuff, but I'm not one of them. I think you need to be in the situation yourself to realize just how good they are at it.
Oh man, stay out of Egypt, you'll spend every penny you have.
 
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Donks said:
Oh man, stay out of Egypt, you'll spend every penny you have.

:dl:

Been there (egypt).

done...er...well...yea...done that (every red cent).

Cheap lesson, overall.

Sometimes rudely walking away without explaination is the least expensive, least rude option. Heck, I didn't even get laid.
 
I don't think that stress test works.
I answered the questions and it said I was in an unacceptable state for all categories.
 
jambo372 said:
I don't think that stress test works.
I answered the questions and it said I was in an unacceptable state for all categories.

Jambo, in your particular case I'd say the test worked perfectly.

But heck, they probably just got lucky
 
Thanks for the many replies. I will certainly study up on scientology and dianetics, so I can confront them more effectively the next time I inevitably run into them. I asked her about the electrometer and she showed me books about it, which I told her seemed grossly unscientific, which she even answered "yes" to. I also said that dianetics was considered to be a pseudoscience by actual scientists, which didn't help much since she had no idea what the word meant. That's basically the best I could do, besides smiling and laughing when she preached to me, to show my skepticism. Next time I'll do better.
 
plindboe,

If it's of any comfort to you, I've been accosted by scientologists in pedestrian streets, too (twice), and both times I proudly told them to f*** off and go could stick their /&%/¤#&# in their &%#¤. Boy, did I enjoy that - they almost looked intimidated!

Not very civil of me, perhaps, but I just don't take kindly to brainwashing, secterian woos that proselyte - and I let them know in no uncertain terms. See, they don't expect that reaction (these didn't anyway) and it threw them completely off guard.
 
jambo372 said:
I don't think that stress test works.
I answered the questions and it said I was in an unacceptable state for all categories.
This is why I know you are not a serious poster.

"Jambo" would be ideal fodder for the scientologicts and would be a member right now if he had even vaguely come into contact with them.
"Jambo" believes everything he is told and would love scientology.

"Jambo" is not a convincing character anymore.
 

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