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had my first missionaries

Marc

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My morning cartoons were interrupted by the doorbell. Looking in the window I saw a guy in white shirt and tie, guessed it was a missionary and was right.

Spent a good half hour debating with him. Probably a little taken aback when I said had read the bible and book of mormon. Told him how it is simply myth, no evidence to back it up, that native americans are decendent from siberians, and that it has been proven genetically.

Seeing he could not get to me on any scientific front just spent most of the time talking about faith. He did seem to indicate he believed in faith healing. When talking about miracles he mentioned him putting blessings on people and they got better. I asked him about any verifiable incurable diseases that were veryfied to be there before and also verified to not be there after. He said he believed they were out there, but didn't have any evidence. He said something about cancer and AIDS being uncurable, at which point I pointed out cancer can be cured, both my parents have had it and both were successfuly treated. (though genetically it probably means I'll have to face that someday :( )

Plenty of appeals to science not knowing everything too. Pointed out the hypocracy of churches how they praise science when it says something that agrees with their teachings, but when it says something that doesn't they discount it as not knowing everything.

Kept comming back to faith and me pointing out its uselessness as every other religion has just as much faith. In the end he challenged me to read the bible and BoM again with an open heart praying for guidance. I challenged him to read The Secret Origins of the Bible by Tim Callahan and any book by Randi. Also mentioned the Randi Challenge to him. They started trying to say I have faith too, that I'm taking their writings on faith, even when I bring up bibliographies and checking up on the validity of the books they discounted that and finally moved on to the next house.

Hope I helped to plant some seeds of doubt, but I doubt it. :)
 
Missionaries come by our place once in a while because my husband is still on their roster as member of the church. How they found him is a bit of a mystery as we have moved half a dozen times since his last contact with them They are good at that sort of tracking. They always get kind of confused when my husband expalins that he harbours no ill will toward them. He just doesn't believe anymore. They go in with the assumption that an apostate mujst hate god or the church or both. He was never that emotional about it. He just found a truth that was much more sensible to him than theirs, science, and let go of a faith that was never that strong to begin with. He was relieved. The missionaries are ill prepared to deal with someone who is not angry. They can't offer a way out of the darkness when the mark isn't mired in a hell of his own making. They usually tell us that we are welcome in church anytime, that we should call if there is anything they can do for us and that they have lots of stuff fgor us to read and or watch if we are interested. Then they go home.

Glory
 
I was driving home from work yesterday, and I saw a pair of Missionaries stopping by some houses, I expected them to arrive at mine but it didnt happen.

When the Mormons and Jehova's Witnesses come over to my house, I make it my duty to play games and have fun with them. Hey, they go out of their way to interrupt people's busy sleeping schedules to preach religion to strangers, why shouldnt I make them my personal cat toys.

For whatever reason, they are amazed that I have no faith. Of course its takes a few minutes to explain to them how I dont have faith in science... they usually like to misrepresent my position to make it seem like I said "I dont believe in science" when its clearly not what I implied... usually 10 minutes go by before they finally understand me when I say "everything in science is demonstratably true, science is absolutely against faith, everything I believe can be tested and validated in a controlled environment, etc".

Of course I sometimes tell the Mormons I pray to Satan and good things come to me... they usually leave after that...
 
One of my friends is self-employed. She tells the missionaries that she'll be glad to listen to them for $12 an hour.

They always leave.
 
Plenty of appeals to science not knowing everything too. Pointed out the hypocracy of churches how they praise science when it says something that agrees with their teachings, but when it says something that doesn't they discount it as not knowing everything.
Hypocrisy, indeed. This is the Mormons exact position on the 'Word of Wisdom' Health 'laws'.

They always get kind of confused when my husband expalins that he harbours no ill will toward them. He just doesn't believe anymore. They go in with the assumption that an apostate mujst hate god or the church or both.
Members tend to think that ex-mo's must have been vile sinners , or have some anger towards people in the church (they generally cant believe anyone could find fault with the church, itself).
Peter
 
Oh yea, forgot one thing

At one point the guy said something about souls having mass. I interrupted him asking about soul's weight, gravity, composition and other properties of matter. Like any other claim that borders on science he backed down with excuses of it not being detectable and not like that. I was about to call him on that but thought of the counter of Dark Matter. Seriously doubted he would bring that up, but it wouldn't feel right to me to use an argument I knew had a semi-plausable counter.


A lot of it just came down to talking about faith. Which I repeatedly responded to how all these other religions and stuff have just as much faith, and their faith tells them theirs is the right path and not his
 
You actually engaged Mormons in an intelligent conversation? You are indeed a brave man, Marc.

We've only had missionaries come to the house once in the 5 years we've lived here. This past summer, as a matter of fact. Two nice little cookie-cutter JW boys. I came to the door with my Christian death t-shirt and jeans on, holding the baby, and blasting my favorite radio station in the background. Oddly, when I asked if I could help them, they took off. Haven't seen any since.

Here's the URL of the radio station, if you're interested...http://www.radiofreesatan.com
 
I hear answering the door naked is a great way to get rid of missionaries.
 
c4ts said:
I hear answering the door naked is a great way to get rid of missionaries.

Well I was in my PJs, but I talked to them through the door, the top half was screened, the bottom half solid. So it could have looked like I was naked to them. ;)
 
c4ts said:
I hear answering the door naked is a great way to get rid of missionaries.


My friend actually did that to some JW's, the only problem was one was a girl from school. :eek:
 
Yep, I remember my first missionary.....she was a cute, little clarinet player in high school band and I played the sousaphone. We used to love traveling on the buses to away games so we could 'make out' among the parked buses during breaks. Wait...am I in the right thread?
 
Marc,

It is likely that you made their day by discussing something with them whether or not they agreed with you. First, you gave them some arguments that they can study up on, and have a better response for the next person. You also strengthened their resolve to keep going - when they find someone who disagrees with them, and wants to joust verbally, it makes them feel that they are making a difference and that the world really needs to be saved. If everyone they ran into said "I agree!" they wouldn't have much motivation.

And the last way you helped them is you answered the door and didn't force them to have to go to the next house and ring the next doorbell. Have you ever seen them walk from house to house? I've never seen them hurrying, that's for sure.

I wonder what would happen if scientists went door to door handing out pamplets that (say) described why astrology is bunk or why Sylvia Browne can't see the future or diagnose heart problems over the phone? That would be fun to watch.

Frink
 
My only encounter with door-to-door missionaries was when I was quite young. I couldn't have been over 13, I may have been 12. I was home alone, and two of them came to my door.

In retrospect, the interesting thing about the incident is that they were willing to say a few things to me at the door about their religion - I didn't invite them in - and give me some literature on their religion: a copy of the Watchtower and some other pamphlets which I dutifully read and dismissed. As a Christian, I knew those JW's were an insane cult. heheh...

I wonder whether it happens often that they are able to find children home alone and preach to them as they like without the parent's knowledge.

-Chris
 
I personally don't mind the missionary.

*comedy drumroll*
 
Sorry I mistook the intent of this thread.

I thought you meant something else when you said that you had your first missionaries.

That's ok. I use my imagination for emergency back-up.
 

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