Guess Who's Secretly Running The World?

Dr Adequate

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How regrettable it is to note that the British founded the terrible and much dreaded Freemasonry Mafia organization on the basis of Mehr edicts. The only difference is that instead of 7 stages or ranks they have set 33 ranks. This dreaded organization which secretly ensured British domination over mankind (under the name of Committee 300), is the same committee which has decided to introduce the new global order as of year 2000.
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That's just ... odd.

Still, I have to say...

Go UK!

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I was a founder member.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Prunes and kippers for breakfast shall be mandatory.

There shall be canings in the head's study after prep.

The flying of the Union Jack upside down on a Sunday shall be punishable by death.

Run away, you horrible foreign Johnnies. The Empire is back!
 
I am secretly running the world. I do apologize for the variable quality, but I have recently been quite busy communicating with Kumar. Now that this is out of the way, I shall see to correcting various glitches in the world.

Expect at least 28 weeks delivery time. Some assembly required.

Hans
 
As a Jew, I am relieved to see such a thorough and definitive debuking of The protocols of the Elders of Zion.
 
The actual secret ruler of the world is me.

Damn, I shouldn't have told you that...

Anyway, I really do have trouble with it...from time to time...the manual, for example, came from someone called "Microsoft". Hmmmm...

I wonder what this button over here does...>click<

Oh, well that seemed quite harmle...

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The Freemasons teamed up with the Mafia, and didn't send me an e-mail?
 
MRC_Hans said:
I am secretly running the world. I do apologize for the variable quality, but I have recently been quite busy communicating with Kumar. Now that this is out of the way, I shall see to correcting various glitches in the world.

Expect at least 28 weeks delivery time. Some assembly required.

Hans
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You must think we're all some sort of dummies?
"Communicating" with Kumar?
Puh-leeze!
 
Oh, please. Everyone with half a brain knows that the Stonecutters rule the world.
 
c4ts said:
The Freemasons teamed up with the Mafia, and didn't send me an e-mail?
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They alerted you by not alerting you. See how it works? The other way would have been both too obvious and additionally probably misinformation. Now that you know, it is probably no longer true.
 
PatKelley said:
They alerted you by not alerting you. See how it works? The other way would have been both too obvious and additionally probably misinformation. Now that you know, it is probably no longer true.
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Oh yeah, because the F.B.I. monitors my e-mails by not monitoring them.
 
c4ts said:
Oh yeah, because the F.B.I. monitors my e-mails by not monitoring them.
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D'oh! If you know that now, they will be overtly monitoring them without your knowledge! Patriot Act and all...

I think that's the new "Catch 22."
 
Hello I'm new.

Remind me again, if we (the british) rule the world why are we so damned polite all the time? Why do we queue for everything? Why do we have scones but Americans have doughnuts? Why is it raining?

Damned stupid bowler-hatted tea-chomping mafia conspiricy. We never get anything right.
 
shells-on-my-eyelids said:
Hello I'm new.

Remind me again, if we (the british) rule the world why are we so damned polite all the time? Why do we queue for everything? Why do we have scones but Americans have doughnuts? Why is it raining?

Damned stupid bowler-hatted tea-chomping mafia conspiricy. We never get anything right.
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Welcome! Great first post!
 
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