good news on chemtrail fightback

[scissorhands]

For those of you concerned about the NWO polluting our skies with mind control agents, there is good news, in form of air entities called Sylphs.
These entities appear to directly attack and consume the chemtrails in the area, hence "putting a spanner in the works of the Dark Cabals finely oiled genocide machine".
Rejoice, the fight back has begun.

http://educate-yourself.org/cn/sylphandchemtrailindex.shtml

 

[Brainache]

Little do they know. Those "Sylphs" are actually the poisonous residue from secret government high altitude radiation testing.

The chemtrails are there to shield us from the "Sylphs". Because of all the Cosmic rays up there the poisonous Sylphs are actually growing in strength. It's only a matter of time before they come down to the surface and then people will be sorry they didn't put more support behind the Chemtrail Lobby.

 

[qarnos]

For those of you concerned about the NWO polluting our skies with mind control agents, there is good news, in form of air entities called Sylphs.
These entities appear to directly attack and consume the chemtrails in the area, hence "putting a spanner in the works of the Dark Cabals finely oiled genocide machine".
Rejoice, the fight back has begun.

http://educate-yourself.org/cn/sylphandchemtrailindex.shtml

There was a chemtrail fightback and I wasn't invited??!?!

 

[scissorhands]

If you wish to get involved, then there are some very reasonably priced orgone generators for sale at that site.
They can help in encouraging Sylph activity in your area.

 

[gumboot]

They wont be praising the Sylphs when they revolt against their human masters and enslave us all, sealing us up in cages like monkeys. Yes! Like monkeys!

-Gumboot

 

[Bobert]

This is very scarey indeed!
I had always thought that the chemtrails were fake.
Time to move to the desert.

 

[quixotecoyote]

With arrows!

 

[Thunder]

This is very silly. Chemtrails are too high up to affect anyone down below. Unless the perpetrators live in a bubble..they, their families, and their friends, would also be effected by the evil spraying.

I know this requires the use of that oh so elusive....common sense...which are conspiracy theorist friends seem to be seriously lacking in.

 

[The Doc]

Thank god!

I was starting to worry my Chemtrail Immunity Serum© was starting to wear off.

 

[bje]

The code has been broken

Nobody knew the 2 secret codes in the word 'chemtrail' which breaks the conspiracy wide open. Rearrange the letters as in an anagram and we get the person behind the chemtrail conspiracy:

Mac Hitler. Yes, Adolph's secret twin brother.

And the principle component of chemtrails? Metal Rich.

And they thought we were too stupid to figure it out.

 

[PhantomWolf]

And there I was thinking that Sylphs were scantily clad fairies

 

[grmcdorman]

And there I was thinking that Sylphs were scantily clad fairies

Odd... that doesn't display properly in Firefox when I click on the link, but when I fetch the URL manually (good 'ol wget) it's fine.

Anyway, on topic: I was rereading a book on WW II last night, and came across a photo that showed chemtrails! Oh noes!!!111 They used them way back then!!!!111!!eleventy11!

... they even show up in the original Memphis Belle: A Story of a Flying Fortress^WP (the 1944 documentary, not the later dramatization). (This is actually available for free, legal download - it's in the public domain).