GOD's possible EXISTENCE PROVED

[Silicon]

1: With God all things are possible.

2: God would have to be with God.

3: Therefore God is possible.




SEE!

I put it in numbered steps! I proved it!

 

[neutrino_cannon]

http://facts4god.faithweb.com/thelist.html

Hah! I posted it before anyone else could!

1) The God of the Bible is jealous, cruel, and vain.
2) Shemp is God.

 

[triadboy]

2) Shemp is God.

But God hates shrimp.

http://godhatesshrimp.com/

Oh wait...you said Shemp.

 

[Yahweh]

If any of yall are fans of Paltalk, yall missed a nice woman who could not tell the difference between commentary and scripture...

It was very interesting...

 

[Denise]

Mom upsidedown is wow. Both exist. God is dog spelled backwards. Dogs exist therefore gods exist. God, dog, mom and wow are all three letters. Coincidence? I think not!

 

[iain]

People who are in life-threatening situations often die; but sometimes they don't. Therefore, God exists.

 

[neutrino_cannon]

People who are in life-threatening situations often die; but sometimes they don't. Therefore, God exists.

Sure they always die, just not necessarily as a result of the life-threatening situation.

 

[iain]

Sure they always die, just not necessarily as a result of the life-threatening situation.

You're just saying that because no-one ever has survived. But of all the people who have ever lived, a fairly high proportion are still alive today so where's your theory now, eh?

 

[shemp]

http://facts4god.faithweb.com/thelist.html

Hah! I posted it before anyone else could!

1) The God of the Bible is jealous, cruel, and vain.
2) Shemp is God.

I'm glad someone is paying attention and keeping score. Thou art hereby promoted to "Cardinal neutrino_cannon of The Church of Shemp[TM]".

 

[triadboy]

Thou art hereby promoted to "Cardinal neutrino_cannon of The Church of Shemp[TM]".

Do you need alter boys?

 

[Silicon]

Do you need alter boys?

Or altered boys?

 

[Sindai]

I'll gladly alter some boys for you! Discount rates, 30% off, since yer a man o' the cloth! I even provide my own tools!

 

[triadboy]

Or altered boys?

How did you know I had a vasectomy? Are you Sylvia Browne?

 

[evildave]

Is that a shade of brown between used coffee grounds and feces-colored?

 

[neutrino_cannon]

I'm glad someone is paying attention and keeping score. Thou art hereby promoted to "Cardinal neutrino_cannon of The Church of Shemp[TM]".

At last count, I was actually excommunicated, but I'll take what I can get.