God hates scouting?

An awful thought, but one that sort of makes a point:

If the fundies can claim that AIDS is God's punishment for homosexuality, can we counter-claim that this is his punishment for homophobia? Is the military next?
 
Only one is dead. The other is in critical condition.

Yeah, I thought God hated the Boy Scouts too, when I read it. Are we bad?
 
Okay, I look at it as God hating the boy scouts AND I see justice in the termination of a serial spammer. I guess I am doubly bad.
 
Nyarlathotep said:
Okay, I look at it as God hating the boy scouts AND I see justice in the termination of a serial spammer. I guess I am doubly bad.
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Yeah, your ticket's been punched. Hope you stocked up on SPF 9000. Just move over and make some room for me.
 
Nyarlathotep said:
Okay, I look at it as God hating the boy scouts AND I see justice in the termination of a serial spammer. I guess I am doubly bad.
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See, I'm a pansy-ass pacifist but I'm also a really spiteful bitch. Hence, I'll make jokes about God hating Boy Scouts because I can detach myself from the actual reality of it and I can crack one or two about the death of a spammer for the same reason.

But when I don't and I take the time to actually consider it, it makes me very unhappy. Even my pansy-ass would be happy to punch the spammer in the face and backhand the homophobia (could it be distilled into an actual entity) that the Boy Scouts are now known for, but actual death?

Not that cool.
 
Although this is (probably among others) a relatively isolated incident, it's apparently tarnishing the notion of Boy Scouts being prepared and whatnot. The accident with the power pole was due in part to some contractors that were hired to put the tent up - the scouts were helping (please correct me if I have that wrong). Not being prepared for the heat is as goofy as not packing food for a camping trip.
 
Of course god hates scouting, why else would they be cursed to wear those dorky uniforms and vacation in tents with no air conditioning.
 
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