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"GOD ALWAYS U-TURNS" Bumper Sticker

odorousrex

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While on my commute this morning, a rather beat up burgandy Honda Civic cut in front of me. It's rear was covered in numerous of the usual Christian themed bumper stickers such as:
"GOT JESUS?"
"GOD IS LOVE"
"BUSH/CHENEY '04"

but one stuck out that I had never seen before. "GOD ALWAYS U-TURNS". This struck me as silly because if you pray to a god for something, you usually don't want him changing his mind. I tried to think of a positive aspect (from a xian perspective mind you) of this line but couldn't think of one. Taking it rationally it just doesn't work:

Xian Praying Person: "Oh dear lord my husband has cancer please cure him"
God: "Oh ok wait...GOD ALWAYS U-TURNS, Bam I'll strike him dead for ya"
Xian Praying Person: "Thanks, keep the tithe"

Perhaps xian irrationality is now transposed to bumper stickers, or is there some meaning I'm missing?
 
Now you have me questioning my memory and/or vision while grogily travelling in excess of 70MPH on a dark and foggy highway at 5:30 in the morning.

That is a possibilty. However, looking through the sight (as much as I can take) they have numerous items for sale, but no apparant bumper stickers.
 
You could try using this as an excuse in one of those courts that has the 10 commandments engraved in stone in the forecourt. In the same place, you could also cite God as a higher precedent for genocide, pillage, murder and human sacrifice (yes, that's all in the Old Testament).
 
Wait a minute. If God is someone's co-pilot (as I've also seen on cars), that means He's not in control of that person's life; He's just there as a back-up. So, how could He allow any kind of turn?
Isn't that a trifle forward of Him, allowing something He shouldn't really have a say in?
 
How about an evil atheist one?

"In case of rapture I'll be sleeping with your wife"

:p
 
Re: Re: "GOD ALWAYS U-TURNS" Bumper Sticker

KingMerv00 said:
Yea but "WWJD?"
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Marquis de Carabas said:
...for a Klondike bar?
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zaayrdragon said:
"Would you... walk on water?"
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Would you... gimmie some bread and a fish?

Would you... turn this water into wine?


Now I need a bumper sticker that says "Jesus died for a Klondike bar!"
 
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