Also, if I understand you (Macdoc) correctly, global warming has already interrupted the next ice age, and even if we stopped all human activity right this moment, this cycle of warming is already in process and won't be easily stopped.
Note it says delayed and the articles do extrapolate if all extractable fossil fuel is burned -
Does this mean the Earth will continue to warm until all polar ice is sea water? Far in the future (i.e. 10,000 AD) will the sea level be 80 meters higher than it is today?
Unlikely - continuous warmth - there is a considerable hysteresis - for instance assessments are that if we stopped cold turkey with fossil carbon extraction/injection the warming would continue for a few decades until radiative balance was reached - another .6C or so.
This is one reason climate scientists tried to target a 2C maximium for this century to reduce impact.
It would take far longer than 10k years to reduce the ice on Antarctica to zero.A more realistic and potential scenario would be loss of all mid-latitude, Greenland and West Antarctica.
You'd have to look but I think Greenalnd alone is some 8m.
Something else that confuses me- when the process reverses, and things start freezing again, will the ocean levels decrease again? Why? Is this because rain/sleet/snow will freeze into glaciers, which will stay above sea level on land? How quick/slow is this process compared will melting ice?
Yes - that process of building ice on glaciers goes on even now - interior Antarctica is building glacial mass as area few others due to increases in atmospheric water vapour load.
But the balance between loss and gain has tipped sharply to the loss column in the last 30-40 years globally - you can see the graphs here
http://climaticidechronicles.org/20...-shows-continuation-of-long-term-melt-trends/
It seems freezing back into a glacier over land will take far, far longer than the ice caps melting. Am I completely wrong here?
no you are not wrong - there is asymmetry in the cycle as show here
http://www.authorstream.com/Present...ational-pull-as-Entertainment-ppt-powerpoint/
One reason for that is when warming water gets under ice - the ice breaks off and floats and breaks up. This is very true of western Antarctica where some grounded ice is kms below current sea level.....when warm ocean penetrates huge shelves break off and float and are dispersed.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Antarctic_Ice_Sheet
But realize these are in time scales far far beyond your 10k years. Peaks and troughs in major ice events are in the 100k range.
Side note: according to the interactive map, my house will be underwater once sea levels rise 5-6 meters, and probably abandoned long before then. From what I understand, we can expect a 1-meter rise in the next 100 years. Does this mean I have 500-600 years to move? Assuming the doomsayers are right, when should we expect to abandon Florida?*
The problem with Florida is several fold.
It is flat so 1 meter is magnified in terms of area.
It has vulnerable fresh water aquifers
It has frequent hurricanes with storm surges to 5m.
AGW is seen to increase the strength of hurricanes tho not the frequency and it's strength that determines storm surge height.
Already insurance companies use this reality in their calculations.
http://theenergycollective.com/TheEnergyCollective/52411
In addition sealevel rise is not uniform worldwide and east coast US is early vulnerable.
This article shows the variations in the impacts and gives some of the reasons for the variations
http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE54Q4SY20090527
Here is a good article on the uncertain aspects and points out how conservative the IPCC estimates are
http://www.nature.com/climate/2010/1004/full/climate.2010.29.html
However once more sea level rise threat is distant in terms of AGW threat compared to the early anomalies emerging now in Russia, Pakistan and other vulnerable regions. More extremes more often.
It's not the averages that are of concern- it's the increasing frequency of extreme events.
That would be your concern in Florida as well.