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Get Your "Holistic Harmony Belt" Today!

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Holistic Harmony Belt from Ningbo Multi Glory (China) - $79.99

The healing powers of magnets has been well-known in China for thousands of years. Today, no other product on the market combines the healing powers of powerful biomagnets in a delivery system that offers continuous deep penetration.

Offering the fastest benefits because of its unique design, the Holistic Harmony Belt includes: Large, thick biomagnets which promote immediate deep penetration and positive results, combined with a material with infrared properties.

The material is breathable, yet very strong... light weight and washable. It should last for many years. Features include studded design with 20 large Biomagnets, each 1450 gauss, and 720 infrared dots for best penetration.
 

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Hey kids! Which of the following is not like the others:

Anguish
Abandonment
Sorrow
Constipation
Rage
Anger
Bitterness
Fear
Guilt
 
Mmmm...Continuous deep penetration. Where's my cheque book? *jolts back to reality* Darn you, Shemp! ETA: I forgot to say MWare has the best avatar ever.
 
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