Imagine you are watching a man. All of your knowledge about this man comes from three TV screens, all transmitting from different cameras, which view this man from different angles. If this man moves, you may in fact think, based upon the three TV screens, that there are three identical men, either clones or triplets, rather than just one. With that said, I now examine a phenomenon that may only be understood with such a dubious intro.
CAMERA ONE:
In the 1970's, a genre of music known as "funk" became extremely popular. Musicians like James Brown, Sly and the Family, and the Meters created groundbreaking tracks which greatly influenced American culture and music as we know it today. Its promotion of psychadelic ideas likely encouraged experimental drug-use.
CAMERA TWO:
This man looks like a freak and he does a ton of drugs.
CAMERA THREE:
Today, one of the main problems plaguing modern American society is, according to Al Sharpton, "gangsterism."
Gangsterism is the rising problem of the "thug culture" and drug abuse among America's youth, particularly African-Americans, which shakes the foundations of our society. The so-called "war on drugs," has contributed to this problem as well.
CAMERA FOUR:
Gangsterism's rise is owed almost solely to rap music. And rap music heavily owes its popularity to funk music, from which it has sampled from and taken many bass lines. It is conceivable that without funk music, gangsta rap and gangsterism today would not exist.
CAMERA FIVE:
Some lyrics.
First, some lyrics from "Double-Dutch Bus" by Frankie Smith (a "FUNK" musician):
I believe these are names. What humans do you know are named "Milzetty" or "Titzommy"?
Now, the second set of lyrics...
"Mothership Connection" by George Clinton and P-Funk
CAMERA SIX:
Outkast, an award-winning gangsta rap group who George Clinton (or shall I say, "Klin-Ton??") has worked with on several tracks.
They wrote the song, "Bombs Over Baghdad," three years before America invaded Iraq, a war which has caused a major social, economic, and political crisis in the United States.
George Bush isn't responsible for 9/11.
Alien funk musicians from space are responsible.
As a person who is just a few credits away from my Associate's in General Studies, and has attended community college on and off for about three years, I can say from my academic experience that this is the truth of 9/11.
You can say, "But you're not really an expert!"
Oh yeah? That's what they said about Einstein. And Charles Darwin. And Terrence McKenna.
CAMERA ONE:
In the 1970's, a genre of music known as "funk" became extremely popular. Musicians like James Brown, Sly and the Family, and the Meters created groundbreaking tracks which greatly influenced American culture and music as we know it today. Its promotion of psychadelic ideas likely encouraged experimental drug-use.
CAMERA TWO:
This man looks like a freak and he does a ton of drugs.
CAMERA THREE:
Today, one of the main problems plaguing modern American society is, according to Al Sharpton, "gangsterism."
Gangsterism is the rising problem of the "thug culture" and drug abuse among America's youth, particularly African-Americans, which shakes the foundations of our society. The so-called "war on drugs," has contributed to this problem as well.
CAMERA FOUR:
Gangsterism's rise is owed almost solely to rap music. And rap music heavily owes its popularity to funk music, from which it has sampled from and taken many bass lines. It is conceivable that without funk music, gangsta rap and gangsterism today would not exist.
CAMERA FIVE:
Some lyrics.
First, some lyrics from "Double-Dutch Bus" by Frankie Smith (a "FUNK" musician):
What language is this? It is not English. Is it perhaps an alien language?
I believe these are names. What humans do you know are named "Milzetty" or "Titzommy"?
Now, the second set of lyrics...
"Mothership Connection" by George Clinton and P-Funk
The rest of the P-Funk CD, Mothership Connection (circa 1975) contains several references to "the mothership." Much of funk music, in general, seems laced with this alien propaganda.
CAMERA SIX:
Outkast, an award-winning gangsta rap group who George Clinton (or shall I say, "Klin-Ton??") has worked with on several tracks.
They wrote the song, "Bombs Over Baghdad," three years before America invaded Iraq, a war which has caused a major social, economic, and political crisis in the United States.
George Bush isn't responsible for 9/11.
Alien funk musicians from space are responsible.
As a person who is just a few credits away from my Associate's in General Studies, and has attended community college on and off for about three years, I can say from my academic experience that this is the truth of 9/11.
You can say, "But you're not really an expert!"
Oh yeah? That's what they said about Einstein. And Charles Darwin. And Terrence McKenna.
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