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Freemasonary, Is it really free and does it have anything to do with masory?

MinnesotaBrant

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Ok, the freemasons were having a garage sale and I just happened to notice a book on alchemy for sale for 1 dollar. I complemented them on their fair pricing but something I said (I forgot what it was) Caused them all to assemble into a single file, and all walk back into the back room for about 10 minutes. What the heck was that? Hmm. Also, as far as I know, I have never heard of freemasons being good at masonry.

Here is a picture of a poorly constructed wall that may, or may not, have been created, by a freemason

http://www.fema.gov/plan/prevent/earthquake/fema74/images/chapter6_3_9/fig1_3.jpg

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Removed hotlinked image. See Rule 5.


How much does it cost to join the freemasons? I got 15 bucks.

I sold the book for 20 bucks to an evil dude, he did the experiments and told me they didn't work. I guess thats why it was on sale for 1 dollar. No, I don't feel guilty about cheating the freemasons and evil dude.

You know, I remember being in a freemason temple another time and got cheated by a freemason. I remember the other freemasons chiding him saying that they have an image to uphold. Apparently it was just a suggestion since he just laughed and didn't say anything.
 
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A little research would reveal the answers to your questions. Current freemasons have nothing to do with masonry, although I suppose a brick layer could also be a freemason.
However, originally, they were involved in masonry.

And yes, I would ritually get away from you.
Although I might run.
 
I started to answer this seriously, but isn't this the same OP that regularly trolls around here acting like hes being gang stalked? Obviously any sane reply isn't what hes looking for.

I am a freemason, OP. And I'll tell you what you wish were true/what you want to hear: since your so well known to freemasons, they all had to file out of the room ritualistically to go report to the Illuminati that you were there.
 
Ok, the freemasons were having a garage sale and I just happened to notice a book on alchemy for sale for 1 dollar. I complemented them on their fair pricing but something I said (I forgot what it was) Caused them all to assemble into a single file, and all walk back into the back room for about 10 minutes. What the heck was that? Hmm. Also, as far as I know, I have never heard of freemasons being good at masonry.

Here is a picture of a poorly constructed wall that may, or may not, have been created, by a freemason

[qimg]http://www.fema.gov/plan/prevent/earthquake/fema74/images/chapter6_3_9/fig1_3.jpg[/qimg]

How much does it cost to join the freemasons? I got 15 bucks.

I sold the book for 20 bucks to an evil dude, he did the experiments and told me they didn't work. I guess thats why it was on sale for 1 dollar. No, I don't feel guilty about cheating the freemasons and evil dude.

You know, I remember being in a freemason temple another time and got cheated by a freemason. I remember the other freemasons chiding him saying that they have an image to uphold. Apparently it was just a suggestion since he just laughed and didn't say anything.

This never happened, of course.
 
I started to answer this seriously, but isn't this the same OP that regularly trolls around here acting like hes being gang stalked? Obviously any sane reply isn't what hes looking for.

I am a freemason, OP. And I'll tell you what you wish were true/what you want to hear: since your so well known to freemasons, they all had to file out of the room ritualistically to go report to the Illuminati that you were there.

I don't know whether to be glad or sad that you're nipping things in the bud. :cool:
 
I started to answer this seriously, but isn't this the same OP that regularly trolls around here acting like hes being gang stalked? Obviously any sane reply isn't what hes looking for.

I am a freemason, OP. And I'll tell you what you wish were true/what you want to hear: since your so well known to freemasons, they all had to file out of the room ritualistically to go report to the Illuminati that you were there.

A surprising number of members of the 9/11 Truth group We Are Change are also Freemasons. We regularly talk about how evil they are and whether or not Masons can do good. I was recently able to convince someone that Masons do not, as a rule, abduct babies. This is a true story.
 
A surprising number of members of the 9/11 Truth group We Are Change are also Freemasons. We regularly talk about how evil they are and whether or not Masons can do good. I was recently able to convince someone that Masons do not, as a rule, abduct babies. This is a true story.

Like everything else I say the story is true. I assume they left the room to go make a decision. The only strange point I noticed that nobody mentioned was that someone would be upset that an alchemical spell would not work in a 1$ garage sale book. Since I like to reveal all I will not find the exact address of the masonic temple. At least I think this could be it. Ask them if they have garage sales. I couldn't find the number though.

Plymouth Masonic Lodge 5707 W Broadway Ave # 3 Minneapolis, Minnesota
 
Like everything else I say the story is true. I assume they left the room to go make a decision. The only strange point I noticed that nobody mentioned was that someone would be upset that an alchemical spell would not work in a 1$ garage sale book. Since I like to reveal all I will not find the exact address of the masonic temple. At least I think this could be it. Ask them if they have garage sales. I couldn't find the number though.

Plymouth Masonic Lodge 5707 W Broadway Ave # 3 Minneapolis, Minnesota

Well, that should be easy, then. When did this garage sale take place? Sounds from the OP like it was recent. I'll check with them. (But I'm not doubting that someone could sell off used items to raise money - that's commonly done.... I'm specifically interested in your claim that they filed into a back room in single file to "reach a decision" on an idiotic question posed by some passerby. This is the stuff of fantasy.)
 
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Well, that should be easy, then. When did this garage sale take place. Sounds from the OP like it was recent. I'll check with them. (But I'm not doubting that someone could sell off used items to raise money - that's commonly done.... I'm specifically interested in your claim that they filed into a back room in single file to "reach a decision" on an idiotic question posed by some passerby. This is the stuff of fantasy.)

Think it was 5-10 years ago. They were running a flea market. This was two instances not one. I write badly though. In one corner they were selling masonic paraphernalia like slides showing rituals and some older books. This was not one of the richer ones. I bought the book for 1$ and sold it to someone that turned out to be a con man for 11-20$. I suppose he thought he could make gold from it or something. The other time I was running a booth at the flea market and one of their members talked me into selling a silver coin for 5 bucks. Nothing too exciting here. The only thing that is exciting here is that I am an expert in woo math. And these not too odd situations served a woo ritual purpose. I am pretty sure one of these posts of mine mention that I won hell, (the 9 planes of) in some kind of poker game. You know, I learned a new word from coming to this site. Woo. I like it.
 
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See, now... I would've been more than happy to contact them over something recent. I doubt that anyone's going to specifically recall and offhand conversation from 5-10 years ago (that's some broad range you've got there), though.

I don't doubt that you quite possibly think you're relating a true story, MNB. But I've seen your imagination take off in all sorts of different directions in other threads/posts. I sincerely doubt that you Stumped The Masons and that they had to retreat to a back room to answer a question. That particular lodge seems to be a bunch of average Joes.

(No, I'm not a Mason. I was going to simply email them and ask them if they recalled something from a flea market a few weeks ago, assuming that it was recent.)
 
See, now... I would've been more than happy to contact them over something recent. I doubt that anyone's going to specifically recall and offhand conversation from 5-10 years ago (that's some broad range you've got there), though.

I don't doubt that you quite possibly think you're relating a true story, MNB. But I've seen your imagination take off in all sorts of different directions in other threads/posts. I sincerely doubt that you Stumped The Masons and that they had to retreat to a back room to answer a question. That particular lodge seems to be a bunch of average Joes.

(No, I'm not a Mason. I was going to simply email them and ask them if they recalled something from a flea market a few weeks ago, assuming that it was recent.)

I didn't ask any questions. They might have gone back there to ritually smoke some weed for all I know.

You know I have been to Hong Kong 3 times to visit my fiance there. What part are you from?

Alot of the stuff I post is ritual. For instance I said they priced the book fairly. The first precept of my belief system is "price things fairly". So I liked them. The second precept is "practice what you preach." They did fairly well with this by chiding their fellow member about cheating me. I mean they really could do no better than that. My third precept. "if it can be true, then it is true," was not used.

You know the third precept could be used against the con man. The book on alchemy could not be true and thus did not work.
 
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The part of Hong Kong I'm "from" is New Orleans via Memphis via Tulsa via New York City via Ottawa via Montreal via Pittsburgh via Jersey City via Taipei. The part of Hong Kong I live in is Kowloon.
 
A surprising number of members of the 9/11 Truth group We Are Change are also Freemasons. We regularly talk about how evil they are and whether or not Masons can do good. I was recently able to convince someone that Masons do not, as a rule, abduct babies. This is a true story.

Due to the amount of sarcasm being thrown around here...please tell me the bold is joking.

Although I do not doubt in a fraternity with millions of members someone is dumb enough to fall for 9/11 truth, I would hope masons would be the least likely to do since the rituals should among other things pass on the value of rational thinking through the sciences (via the 2nd degree).

I do notice more than ever before an increase of what I call fakemasons - people who claim to be freemasons and belong to "become a mason by mail/sending us a paypal payment" scam organization. These are usually the people looking to impress their friends, which strike me as the sort of people would also be in 9/11 truth (to show off their "inside knowledge" about what "really is going on").
 
The only reasons the Freemasons have the reputation they do is because they were dedicated to radical egalitarianism within the temple walls. In class society, this is an incredibly scary possibility.
 

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