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'Free Willy' orca dies

Orca with Avocado Sauce
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Serves : 200
Prep. Time : 20:25



1 sm. ripe avocado - peeled, pitted, coarsely chopped
1/4 cup skim milk
1 Tbls. lime juice
1 clove garlic - minced
1 dash hot sauce
2 Tbls. lemon juice
1 Tbls. soy sauce
1 tsp. grated lemon rind
1 tsp. Dijon mustard
1/3 cup dry breadcrumbs
1000 lb. orca fillets

-Puree avocado, milk, lime juice, garlic, and hot sauce in a blender until smooth; set aside.
-Combine lemon juice, soy sauce, lemon rind, and mustard in a bowl; set aside.
-Place crumbs in a shallow dish; set aside.
-Dip fillets in lemon juice mixture and coat in bread crumbs.
-Place fillets on a baking sheet coated with non-stick cooking spray.
-Bake in a 450 degree oven for 7 minutes, turn fillets over, and bake an additional 7 minutes, or until the sea mammal flakes easily with a fork.
-Transfer fillets to a serving platter and top with avocado sauce.
 
Ed said:
-Bake in a 450 degree oven for 7 minutes, turn fillets over, and bake an additional 7 minutes, or until the sea mammal flakes easily with a fork.

Does whale meat flake? I would think it would be more like beef or pork. Do we have anyone on the board who has seen (or tried) whale meat?

Still, sounds good Ed.
 
Ed said:
Orca with Avocado Sauce
Included in my new cookbook! Click Here to get your copy!

Serves : 200
Prep. Time : 20:25



1 sm. ripe avocado - peeled, pitted, coarsely chopped
1/4 cup skim milk
1 Tbls. lime juice
1 clove garlic - minced
1 dash hot sauce
2 Tbls. lemon juice
1 Tbls. soy sauce
1 tsp. grated lemon rind
1 tsp. Dijon mustard
1/3 cup dry breadcrumbs
1000 lb. orca fillets


It sounds like your making a few grouper filets. You definitely need more sauce for that much orca.
 
aerocontrols said:


Does whale meat flake? I would think it would be more like beef or pork. Do we have anyone on the board who has seen (or tried) whale meat?


No it does not. Assuming whale is the same as flipper ;)
 
aerocontrols said:


Does whale meat flake? I would think it would be more like beef or pork. Do we have anyone on the board who has seen (or tried) whale meat?

Still, sounds good Ed.

It is best with new born bottlenose dolphins.

I suggest this to start your meal

Spotted Owl Pot Pie

4 Spotted Owl, cleaned and disjointed (best if done while still alive)
3 carrots, diced
2 potatoes, cubed
1 large onion, chopped
1/2 oz. Pot
1/4 lb. butter or margarine, melted
1 can biscuits

Cut up Spotted Owls; sprinkle with salt, pepper, and flour; brown lightly in skillet. Cover with boiling water, add vegetables, and simmer for 30 minutes. Put in casserole dish. Add butter and arrange biscuits to cover the top. Place in pre-heated oven at 400 degrees and bake until biscuits are browned. Sprinkle on Pot. Serves 4.

Yum.

And natural. Helping these critters, individually and as a species, along to their destiny is natural.
 
corplinx said:


It sounds like your making a few grouper filets. You definitely need more sauce for that much orca.

Goodness.. I forgot to multiply the recipe. Please multiply everything by 2000.

Sorry.
 
GLOBAL WARNING BLAMED FOR 'FREE WILLY' DEATH

JOSHLO, NORWAY (BS Newswire) - Global Warming activists say human beings' effect on the global climate is responsible for the death of Keiko, the famous orca whale of the "Free Willy" movies.

"It's just a tragedy," said Whatta Lødacrap, Senior Research Director for the Center for Science That Attracts Government Grants. "If the sea temperature hadn't been rising over the last century due to the careless actions of humans, then Keiko might still be alive.

The reason, explained Imjuss Makindisstuffup, marine biologist with the International Governmental Panel of Excuses To Sieze More Power, had to do with the incubation of pneumonia in warmer waters. "As the temperature increases, so does the reproduction rate of the bacteria responsible for pneumonia. Obviously, cooler oceans would mean a lower incubation rate. That just might have made the Keiko experiment successful. We need greater power from the UN and its member nations to stop this behavior before it's too late for other large cetaceans unwittingly made stars in blockbuster movies."

"It's just senseless," commented Lødacrap. "People, in their selfishness, are causing the occasional deaths of magnificent creatures like Keiko just so they can have cars, central heat and air, and life-saving medical technology. When will we learn?"

Lodacrap did acknowledge that the connection between Global Warming and Keiko's death was contraversial among climatologists and whale biologists alike. "There are those skeptics who have delivered refutations of this idea," he said, "but naturally, we're not listening."

Keiko was 27, and had enjoyed worldwide fame since his screen debut in 1993, which means that his career lasted longer than Tom Arnold's.
 
Don't let anyone fool you. I killed Keiko. PM me if you need how to off some cetaceans while making it look like natural diseases.
<grumble>stupid overgrown fish</grumble>
 
bjornart said:
Don't let anyone fool you. I killed Keiko. PM me if you need how to off some cetaceans while making it look like natural diseases.
<grumble>stupid overgrown fish</grumble>

Blowholes, feh.
 
This shows the error of so many of the misguided animal activists. You can't take a pet and make it a wild animal again. The sad and ironic thing is that Keiko was forced to star in a movie supporting a cause that he obviously did not believe in.
 
Tricky said:
This shows the error of so many of the misguided animal activists. You can't take a pet and make it a wild animal again. The sad and ironic thing is that Keiko was forced to star in a movie supporting a cause that he obviously did not believe in.

I still wonder what led him to Norway. Probly just coincidence, but still, could there be some interesting explanation, besides the totaly wrong "He had a death wish"?
 

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