Free Energy Claims - warning for Geminis

[Stedman]

http://www.theonion.com/onion3930/horoscopes_3930.html

Gemini: (May 21—June 21)
Your plans to find love, fortune, and happiness utterly ignore the Second Law Of Thermodynamics.

So if you've got a perpetual motion claim to make, AND you're a Gemini, best not to send you claim in this week - the stars have spoken.

 

[Kimpatsu]

Ah, but as a Gemini, I'm in two minds whether to believe in horoscopes...