Forget the police; use the mermaid service.

[dogjones]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4829020.stm

 

[TobiasTheViking]

wow, the little mermaid got her head back..

Such a shame.

 

[Ririon]

$30 000?

If that's Zimbabwean dollars, then it's worth... Nothing? Or thereabout.

How does that work in a hyperinflation economy? If you sue somebody for a huge amount of money and the court date gets postponed a couple of weeks?

 

[Mercutio]

Some of the money was to have been used to pay for a bull, whose genitals would supposedly help find the thief of her luxury vehicle.

um...