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For those of you who want to save my soul.

Ceritus

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If I recieve $20,000 USD by the end of the month I will undoubtedly believe in God and that Jesus Christ is my savior... Seriously!


You can paypal your donations to me at the address gagkek@yahoo.com

Money is just worldly and a small price to pay to save a soul. I am simply a doubting thomas and if you open your hearts to me and send me cash it will surely be the works of God and enough proof for me.

Surely there are more than 20,000 christians in the world and if 20k of those just send 1 dollar it will make a world of difference for my soul! I know you are probably thinking how could we know he will actually believe and the only thing I can say about that is I will and that is my word! Just remember folks $20,000 USD total is all it takes I will update this thread with the total funds recieved! Daily! Dig deep people and save me from the grasp of satan and the fiery pits of hell.
 
I think it is a pretty safe bet that these people are not all that worried about my soul but they certainly tell me all the time they are. Remember folks this is all it will take for me to see the light!
 
Ceritus said:
If I recieve $20,000 USD by the end of the month I will undoubtedly believe in God and that Jesus Christ is my savior... Seriously!
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Reason to belive you?
 
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geni said:
Reason to belive you?
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The target audience I am aiming for is not skeptical. They can believe me who needs proof they have my word!
 
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Ceritus said:
The target audience I am aiming for is not skeptical.
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In certaimn areas they can be very sceptical

They can believe me who needs proof they have my word! [/B]
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Nice try but you are not god. Humans are know to be caperble of lying.
 
Ofcourse they are but the proof is in the pudding if they manage to donate 20k to me by the end of the month I will be so relieved I know there would have to be a God!
 
You know, you could always try this:

Set up a contract between you and several other people, where after certain future date all of the property of the other party is transferred to your ownship. The idea is to find a person who believes the rapture will occur on Dec 23, 2010 (or any hypothetical debate for that matter), and that only the strongest in faith of the rapture will sign the contractual agreement.

Its cruel, but an excellent way to get a new stereo. (Of course, if you find someone who will sign the contract, odds are that will be the type of person who maxes out all their credit cards and sell all their property the day before the rapture happens... but hey, who says you can be a dreamer.)
 
But, Yahweh, would he really want a used truck, a housetrailer, and an old hunting' dog. I doubt all that would be worth $20K.
 
Yahweh said:
You know, you could always try this:

Set up a contract between you and several other people, where after certain future date all of the property of the other party is transferred to your ownship. The idea is to find a person who believes the rapture will occur on Dec 23, 2010 (or any hypothetical debate for that matter), and that only the strongest in faith of the rapture will sign the contractual agreement.

Its cruel, but an excellent way to get a new stereo. (Of course, if you find someone who will sign the contract, odds are that will be the type of person who maxes out all their credit cards and sell all their property the day before the rapture happens... but hey, who says you can be a dreamer.)
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Yahweh, you should check out the post-rapture post website in my sig, which I may or may not have a hand in. ahem.

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:)
 
Sandy M said:
But, Yahweh, would he really want a used truck, a housetrailer, and an old hunting' dog. I doubt all that would be worth $20K.
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I bet I could scrape those together for that amount. Just move to Kentucky.
 
Worked for Oral Roberts, if they will send in millions to keep god from killing him 20k for a soul sounds like a bargain.
 
Wow I have recieved $213.15 thank you all so very much!
Spread the word people let the kindness of the Lord be shown for all to see! Only 13 more days left to make the $20,000 marker!
spread this message to all the forums you visit so that everyone will have the wonderful chance to save a human soul from eternal damnation!
 
Ceritus, I have it on good authority that if you forward only $500 of that money to me, your soul can be redeemed after all. And you don't even have to believe it yourself.

:D
 
This sounds a lot like the "If, at midnight tonight, you REALLY WANT to tell me to break your arm tomorrow, I will give you two hundred thousand dollars. However, you don't have to have your arm broken to get the money, you just have to really want it at midnight."

Chances are that if you got the money you wouldn't change. Try paying a theist not to believe...
 
Shame on you for taking advantage of generally well-meaning but misguided citizens! You should give these people their money back and apologize for taking advantage of their beliefs, maybe tell them it's a lesson to think hard about what they spend their well-earned dollars on, maybe about how they should think more critically in the future. No, wait, given the audience you've attracted, if you give the money back they'll all try to convert you! And if you keep the money they'll still be trying to convert you after the end of the month! Ha ha ha ha....

There's no way you're getting $20K by the end of the month anyway. I'd be surprised if you could raise $5,000. I hope this doesn't start some kind of loopy internet fad, like selling Jesus images on E-Bay.
 
Don't forget to pay taxes. the Government (note the capital G) won't wait for the afterlife to punish you, unlike God.
 
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