Flying Spaghetti Monster or Invisible Pink Unicorn?

FSM or IPU?

  • Flying Spaghetti Monster

    Votes: 42 64.6%

  • Invisible Pink Unicorn

    Votes: 23 35.4%
  • Total voters
    65
  • Poll closed .

Whyatica

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This poll came from a debate in the chat room about who is better: The FSM or the IPU?

Vote here and decide this once and for all!
 
(A long-haired fanatic steps out of the shadows where he has been lurking...)

The IPU was first! It is the greatest!
 
IPU. The followers of the FSM can't read ◊◊◊◊◊◊◊ instructions.
 
IPU - my husband said he was the inventor of that saying. I should do a search to see if indeed he is the first to use it...
 
Mojo said:
FSM.

What has the IPU ever done for us?
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I don't know about you, but the IPU gave me super-powers.

It's got to be IPU...All others are pale imitations.

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The Great Invisible Flying Pink Spaghetti Taco Unicorn Monster In The Sky defeats everything.
 
Ok this is a silly discussion.

Everyone knows that DR. Hovind has shown (with math) that complex structures like a unicorn cannot simply spring into existance. A collection of noodles, on the other hand, is not irreducibily complex.

He who cannot be slurped watches over you.
 
Whyatica said:
This poll came from a debate in the chat room about who is better: The FSM or the IPU?
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Better in terms of what?

The IPU is a wonderful comparison to the Unseen Sky Daddy, but the FSM created a mountain, a tree, and a midget. On the other hand, FSM is an alternative to both Evolution and Intelligent Design Th... Theo... T... (I just can't string those three words together).

Never mind. I've decided the FSM is better because not only did it create the universe, a mountain, a tree, and a midget, but it also works against fundy nonsense and pirates. FSM gets my vote.
 
When I am in Heaven and you are in Hell being trampled by the IPU's cloven hooves, I'll laugh at you for rejecting the IPU's love. Haw Haw.
 
Cthulhu!

FSM is just a meal with an attitude.

IPU does not even claim god status and has no worshipers other than pre-pubescent girls with lots of stuffed animals.
 
Homer is god!!!! mmmmmmmmm...sacralicious.








Kiless, Is Cowboy Beebop awsome or what.
Yoko Kanno rules!!!!!!
 
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