First Bite -- Jack Chick's latest just in time for Halloween

What the....?
Are those supposed to be real vampires? Which day did God make them?

"Tell me, Igor, where do you bite?"

"If you can't trust Satan, who can you trust?"
 
I liked: "That's great! What else can Jesus do?"

Also, I think Epimenides and perhaps that one Cretan that sometimes tells the truth might well be spinning in their graves.
 
Did anyone else notice the HUGE plot hole at the end? Mortal returns to vampire coven, tells them he's saved, and then LEAVES? Seems to me he'd have served as a tasty snack for the vampires instead.

Beanbag
 
Abdul's review.

:)

All is right with the world. We'll, not all but this makes it a little bit better.

Thanks dude.
 
Eh, I'm not going to read it. Chick has been going downhill for a while in any case. He peaked back with the crazy teachers and satanic cults, and it's all been downhill from there.
 
This is a weird one. Chick normally attacks atheists and gays and wiccans and catholics and all that crowd. They may all be demon magnets in his mind, but at least they actually exist to attack. In this one he's attacking... vampires? Huh? That's the message of this tract? Don't be a vampire?

Well okay Mr Chick, I promise. I won't be a vampire.
 
I also like the fact that Satan was completely wussy.

"I...Uh...I Lied! Because that's what I do!"

I seems like this Tract should have ended Benny Hill fashion, with sped up foot chases to the tune of Yackity Sax.
 
Seismosaurus said:
This is a weird one. Chick normally attacks atheists and gays and wiccans and catholics and all that crowd. They may all be demon magnets in his mind, but at least they actually exist to attack. In this one he's attacking... vampires? Huh? That's the message of this tract? Don't be a vampire?

Well okay Mr Chick, I promise. I won't be a vampire.
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Yeah, I noticed that also. Wierd.

I remember when I was a believer and I believed that there was evil all around me. It really ****'s with your head.

I became an atheist and suddenly evil was as evil does.
 
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Ahh, dragonmasters!

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Scary, like this Dragonmaster, of Triumph fame.
 
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I thought the build up at the beginning was referring to the Anti-Christ.

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I agree that the craziness level is very near the maximum.
 
That was hilarious, though I would have thought Chick would have condemned Halloween as "satanic".
 
He is re-claiming Halloween for Jesus


or something of that ilk :boggled:
 
So, would a cross work against a Jewish vampire? Just wondering.
 
Notice the ambiguous pronoun in the second to last frame?

"Kids... Jesus called Satan a liar and the father of lies!
Stay away from him! He double crosses and destroys everyone he can!"

I guess the final rejoinder was required in case the kiddies were confused.
 
I love the way she can tell Jesus what to do.

"It wasn't me," she says.

"It was Jesus, who I've got trained to voice commands. Speaking firmly and putting out my helps." (Well, that's what the text should've said!)

I wonder how many Christian women use this technique when a stranger attacks them. . . .
 
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