FINALLY! A new cult that makes sense!

Heh. I just posted a link to this site in another thread.

And I downloaded the inspiring FSM Creation painting to be my computer background.

Read the letters from the Kansas School Board members. They fully intend to take up his case and argue that FSMism should be given equal time in classrooms with Intelligent Design and evolution. The October meeting of the Board should be interesting.

He also proposed to sue for equal time, though I don't know if he's actually started the legal process.

You're right that this cult makes a lot of sense. After all, as the followers say, there is plenty of solid evidence for the existence of spaghetti.
 
I tend to feel that the stupidity and group think shown by the cults follows may be takeing things a little far.-geni

Apostate! May you drown in the fiery pot of Bolognese Sauce!
;)
 
Soapy Sam said:
Apostate! May you drown in the fiery pot of Bolognese Sauce!
;)
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Indeed, such heresy shall not be dealt with lightly by His noodly appendage.

If I had been the admin here, all heresy in this regard should be answered to with bans or suspension, swiftly. Ramen.
 
Thomas said:
Indeed, such heresy shall not be dealt with lightly by His noodly appendage.

If I had been the admin here, all heresy in this regard should be answered to with bans or suspension, swiftly. Ramen.
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Either that, or they will dealt with harshly by Sister Mary Nara.
 
Soapy Sam said:
Apostate! May you drown in the fiery pot of Bolognese Sauce!
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Thus perish all those who serve the Antipasto!

(e.g. waiters in Italian resaurants)
 
Presumable HE created the universe by dividing the Pasta from the Anti-Pasta?
 
Soapy Sam said:
Presumable HE created the universe by dividing the Pasta from the Anti-Pasta?
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Verily. For so it is written:

Gemelli 1:1-4
1:1 In the beginning, He created the pasta and the anti-pasta.
1:2 And the pasta was without form, and void; and dryness was on the face of the pasta. And the Spirit of FSM moved upon the face of the pasta.
1:3 And He said, "Let there be sauce." And there was sauce.
1:4 And the FSM saw the sauce, that it was good: and He divided the white sauce from the marinara.
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There may be a kernal of truth to this cult; perhaps we should noodle this about some more. It is, however, a slippery subject, and one would do well to remember that while sauciness has it's place, we should all refrain from throwing tomatoes.
 
Elzoob made even more sense than the FSM. It's merely an attempt to hide the scrambled messages in alphabet soup.
 
jmercer said:
There may be a kernal of truth to this cult; perhaps we should noodle this about some more. It is, however, a slippery subject, and one would do well to remember that while sauciness has it's place, we should all refrain from throwing tomatoes.
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Perhaps we should perform some Carbonara testing on our own spaghetti. Who knows what tasty facts we could boil out.
 
By His Great Noodly Appendages! This topic is still simmering? Why? Thyme marches on - let all who disbelieve fall outside of the colander of His saving grace!
 
Francois Tremblay said:
For every satire, there has to be at least one idiot who doesn't get it.
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On wikipedia we have to deal with relgious and political exteamists (and not so extreamists) every day. We do not need silly people who can't read instuctions and feel a desprate need to be part of the flock, and go with the internets latest fad adding, to them.
 
geni said:
On wikipedia we have to deal with relgious and political exteamists (and not so extreamists) every day. We do not need silly people who can't read instuctions and feel a desprate need to be part of the flock, and go with the internets latest fad adding, to them.
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So then, you think it has gone too far, fellah?
 
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