Family Sees Prayer In Pancake

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Family Sees Prayer In Pancake

Forest Hill Man Forgot To Use Oil For Pancake Breakfast

A Maryland family hungry for a pancake breakfast instead found a sign from above.

WBAL-TV 11 News reporter Jennifer Franciotti reported the Quinn family believes that their failed attempt to make pancakes may have revealed a special image.

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Franciotti said the piece of dried pancake batter may not look like much to some people, but to the Quinns -- who are deeply religious -- it looks like someone kneeling in prayer.

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The Quinns took the pancake image to their church for confirmation from their pastor. While you may have your own opinion of what the pancake mix-up looks like, the Quinns don't believe this is coincidence.

"Our faith is strong, so I believe that this is a sign of what we should be doing," Lisa Quinn said.

"I believe that, in today's society, they're trying to take the prayer out of everything -- school, the pledge of allegiance -- maybe this is just a sign that God's trying to tell us that you should look for faith wherever you find it -- even in a pancakes," Tony Quinn said.

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Either way, the Quinns don't know what they're going to do with their kneeling pancake image, but they do know they're not going to eat it.
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No, they will sell it on eBay, thereby nullifying their claim that they are believers.

How can you sell a sign sent to you by God?
 
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Looks a bit like a squirrel to me.
 
Clearly this is a sign from the squirrel god! Notice how he reaches out to the lost humans! He's asking "why have you forsaken squirrel worship?" In today's society, they're trying to take the squirrels out of everything. Maybe this is just a sign that you should look for squirrels wherever you find them -- even in pancakes.
 
"Our faith is strong, so I believe that this is a sign of what we should be doing," Lisa Quinn said.
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Of course it is. It's a sign that you should be using oil when you make your pancakes, dumbass! Honestly, some people don't even see what's right in front of them. :)

IHOP -- Idiots Hooked On Prayer
 
Yeah, well first of all, the Quinns don't know Jack about making pancakes. You grease the pan with a bit of butter. Why?

Flavor, flavor, flavor.

As a result, they got a pale, amorphorous blob of what would have been a pancake. Why?

Because God hates idiots who don't know how to make a (rule 8)ing pancake.

Dumbasses.
 
The next time someone tells me that evolution is a religion, I'm going to point out that never in the history of science has someone looked in a petri dish, seen an image of Darwin in the culture, and called a local news station to do a story on it.

Believers see God, His Mother, His servants, and His Beard, and His name spelled out in pancakes, wood grain, grilled cheese sandwiches, paint stains, cow hides, subway walls, salt stains, and thousands of other places.
 
I think it looks like the character Bowser from the NES game Super Mario Brothers.


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But the squirrel definitely is the closest match.
 
LostAngeles said:
Yeah, well first of all, the Quinns don't know Jack about making pancakes. You grease the pan with a bit of butter. Why?

Flavor, flavor, flavor.

As a result, they got a pale, amorphorous blob of what would have been a pancake. Why?

Because God hates idiots who don't know how to make a (rule 8)ing pancake.

Dumbasses.
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Right On!

PS If you're seeing God in your breakfast, you probably need to stay off the sauce. Hangovers like that are MURDER.
 
First thought: That doesn't resemble an angel kneeling in prayer. It looks very much like the profile view of a tacky, low-budget, bogus marble (or ceramic) figurine of some saccharine little "cherub" (so-called) kneeling in prayer. Don't believe me? Go ahead, compare the pancake to any REAL angel, your choice. I'll wait here.

Second thought:
Yeah, well first of all, the Quinns don't know Jack about making pancakes.
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So what's all the flap, Jack?

Third thought: Squirrels are the creations of the devil, and no other. Ask anyone who keeps bird feeders, they'll confirm this.

Fourth thought: If pancake shapes are divine revelations meant to inspire the faithful, then truly Amon-Ra rules over us all! =@.@= All hail the golden disk of the sun! With maple syrup, please, and lots of butter. NARFLE. Yum.

On doctor's orders I'm not allowed more than four thoughts in a day, so there I must leave things for now.
 
The media sells more news when it has religion mixed in with it.
 
Kopji said:
The media sells more news when it has religion mixed in with it.
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It would sell even better with boobies.

Damn censorship laws. :nope:
 
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